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Raxis
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Clearly the devs need a stimulant. I think we should come up with some affixes for them to mull over, however they have to be either/or comedy and seasonal.
SO lets start:
Mask of the rouge - + appearnace, + charisma, 10% chance execute special attack hadnbag slap, female only.
Shirt of the thug - + strength, - appearance, - rep, 20% chance to happy slap, 5% chance ot forget turn, 1% chance to mug for item
Santa's Hat - Gain present per hit
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11-21-2008 02:18 |
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chav hoodie of addict
appearance -10, charisma-5, intelligence -4, toughness +12, 10% chance to bite off opponents ear
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Raxis
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Popeye you forgot the 50% chance to fall over stoned or drunk
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bobalob57
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maybe this year for christmas they will do more seasonal stuff. lst year the hard hat [i think] turned into a santa hat, and the AK became a snowball. maybe making the suit into a santa jacket, anf trousers sinto santa trousers
who nos, if there feeling creative they could turn some expo monsters to reindeer
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11-21-2008 02:33 |
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Raxis
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Lol.
Or Creat Jack Skellinton and the Oogie Boogie Man from Nightmare before Christmas...
I thought that if you had a sniowball it stayed as a snowball after xmas
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11-21-2008 02:40 |
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Pops
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hmmm..... XXX strikes critically with good snowball, XXX takes 100 damage......
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Raxis
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Got one!
Yellow Snowball
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yellow snowball of cold?
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Raxis
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Well yellow snowball is sorta a funny seasonla one...
Lol I certainly owuldnt want one thrown at me
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that would be horrible. icicle of reaction, gotta add a ranged weapon there
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Raxis
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Laser Cannon (Serious Idea)
2H gun
20 - 150 damage
Ignore 100% defence, 2 attacks (Getting to five), chance for critical hit 50%.
Laser Pistol
1H gun
1-30 damage
Ignore 100% defence, 4 attacks (getting to seven), chance for crit 10%
Shorts of padding - 10% chance of ;reventing bedwetting in expo
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lol. i have an idea that if you stood face to face with a hydra, bowel movements could be quite involuntary
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Woolly Scarf of Coziness - +10 warmth, +15% dodge snowflakes, 5% chance of flapping in the wind, becoming wrapped around a lampost and strangling you
I also reckon flamethrowers ought to have a 5% chance to melt any snow or ice-based weapons. 
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but then the water created could also put out the flame 
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Raxis
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but then the water created could also put out the flame
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Water is a by product of combustion my friend 
The steam would be created.
Snowmans Suit - 100% chance of making opponent laugh so hard they skip their first turn because you look ridiculous
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Lysandra
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Originally posted by Raxis
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but then the water created could also put out the flame
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Water is a by product of combustion my friend
The steam would be created.
Snowmans Suit - 100% chance of making opponent laugh so hard they skip their first turn because you look ridiculous |
Can be combined with the snowmans Hat- 50% of making your opponent continue to laugh so hard in the next round that they miss you.
And can also be combined with the snowmans boots- 50% chance of keeping you standing long enough because the suit is so bulky you can fall over.
Bird suit- 50% chance of making the pheonix think you're another pheonix, get confused and not attack for one round.
Oh and ak-47's that turned to snowball's last year turned back to ak-47's after christmas. I remember Lestat being disappointed.
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lys... that was amazing, it's pure orgasm on a page!
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11-25-2008 00:30 |
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Raxis
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Bird suit- 50% chance of making the pheonix think you're another pheonix, get confused and not attack for one round.
And 10% chance that the Phoenix ill attempt to mate with you
Causing you to instantly win becasue... wait for it... it becomes a 'sitting duck'
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Lestat666
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@Raxis- LOL sittin duck...lol.
@ Lys- hahah. bird suit. u need 1 of those...lol.
hmmm...
murdering stick of whacking- 50% chance that ur enemy will get a reli painful sliver an start cryin.
oo or (on christmas theme)
red bow of pain- 50% chance that ur oppent's hot choclate wil be 2 warm and they'll burn their toung.
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Pops
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haha. lol. how about berreta of brandy. 30% chance of one too many after 3 rounds of ambush and attempting to hug ur opponent
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lmao in terms of the expo monsters,
1) the white dragon could turn into an evil reindeer (special attack Chomp, only if not killed after the 6th round)
2) BD into an evil gnome! (wrap up a random player like a present so that they cant attack for 1 round)
3) Phoenix into a turkey (xmas diner turkey)
4) Red Dragon Turkey that has been cooked too long (Burned Turkey)
lmao
in terms of other xmas related things how about having our taxi rank turned temporarily into a reindeer barn etc
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Lestat666
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LOL.
OOO an the brothel can be lik a toy factory... erm. any1 else wit a sick min get that?? HEHE!
@popeye- but wha about those o us who r angry drunks?? not evry1 turns huggy when theyre drunk. som1 tries 2 hug me an im drunk i hit them. usually miss but hey..lol.
santa's cap of doom- 50% chance of eatin 2 many cookies an gettin a tummy ache makin it so that u miss ur opponent or ur opponent misses u. 50% chance of special attack-gas release: u let a major fart rip an cause ur oppentent 2 be blinded 4 1 round.
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Lestat666
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Originally posted by Knightroad
'Random' Expo monster
Santa
Special attacks:
Coal sling (perception based attack)
Milk and cookies (increases defence and lower damage) ho ho ho... fat man power lol
Nawty list (random opponent cant attack)
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candy canes-pokes opponet wit sharpen candy canes until they cry.
so dis wuld be the melee based attk....LOL
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lol. ok. instead of hugging, maybe drop all gear and charge opponent naked
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NOW THAT wuld be awesome...lol.
oh oh:
ring of drunkenness: 50% of huggin an 50% chance of strippin then chargin the oppent swinging wildly an screamin.
tie of drunkenness: 50% chance of talkin nonsense then fallin ovr an fallin asleep, missin 1 turn.
as a set: bonus 50% set of givin ur oppent booze an having the effects effect them...LOL
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11-25-2008 19:00 |
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Originally posted by Lestat666
NOW THAT wuld be awesome...lol.
oh oh:
ring of drunkenness: 50% of huggin an 50% chance of strippin then chargin the oppent swinging wildly an screamin.
tie of drunkenness: 50% chance of talkin nonsense then fallin ovr an fallin asleep, missin 1 turn. |
How about instead, having the set bonus: 20% chance of vomiting on the opponent forcing them to surrender and give up
lol
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11-25-2008 19:24 |
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or force opponet to pay to have square cleaned up of vomit and beer cans
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11-25-2008 19:33 |
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A high level monster on expos, like a medusa or something could be a very festive "Anti-Christ" if the devs felt up to it? lmao
Special attack: Crucifix of Satan (straps 1 random person to a crusifix making them unable to attack for 2 rounds, leeching 100 health per round to the Anti-Christ)
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