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BattleOx
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Registration Date: 10-14-2008
Posts: 65
Race in game: Cultist Clan: NIGHT
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02-04-2009 22:14 |
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spawnraloom
Triple Ace
Registration Date: 09-11-2008
Posts: 180
Clan: the JOKERs
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lol not bad
will be intresting to see how you go on
__________________ have fun good luck, and don't lose to much blood
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02-04-2009 22:39 |
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Mortis
Emperor
Registration Date: 05-01-2007
Posts: 1,159
Location: Prague, Czech Republic Race in game: Absorber Clan: BoS exLead
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Hehe.. really not bad.. go on
__________________ "The brightest light is invisible. It shines through your deeds. And warms the universe."
"Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind."
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02-04-2009 23:06 |
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BattleOx
Full Member
Registration Date: 10-14-2008
Posts: 65
Race in game: Cultist Clan: NIGHT
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Part 2
"YA OF COURSE I KNOW ugh forget it where's Bullitt"
I think he was really hoping Bullitt would arrive soon so Bullitt would give the young vamps a roar to remember, when Bullitt roar he would scare the crap out of any werewolf kinda like when New Zealand play rugby.
"He crashed his car on the way here"
looking confused roburs replied
"Again I thought he wrote it off the last time"
"Oh the last one was, he got a real Bullitt yesterday"
"And he crashed it already ha ha funny guy. Oi I thought bediquette was coming with you"
"He was but he's laughing at Bullitt now"
"oh I see"
we continued walking around watching the other vamps prepare for battle and talked to a few of them to see how they were getting on.
"roburs have you checked the weapon's of these guys" I was getting a theme to what they were carrying and it wasn't that impressive.
"Ya most of them brought Mystic clubs with them not sure why" roburs was looking like he was in two minds confusion and anger.
"Well you always said when sieges were starting to be smart not stupid when joining" (Mystic club increases the intelligence of a vamp)
After I said that roburs laughed a bit "hee didn't think they'd take that, that seriously oh well I guess it's kinda my fault then"
"RIGHT ARE WE READY, GATHER ROUND SO WE CAN TALK TACTIC'S"
I guess you gathered by now that roburs likes to shout a lot but I remember thinking "Jeez he could of warned me" as I went deaf in one ear.
After all the vamps had gathered round and when roburs decided not to wait for Bullitt anymore he went on with his plan. "I have a sniper so I'll stay on top of that building over there..." one of the younger vamps Onion I think was his name butted in and said "but sir they are under ground" taken aback roburs only reply to this was "you brought a Mystic club didn't you"
"Well you said be smart" throwing his eyes to the heaven's Onion was new to the clan so he must of thought roburs was the biggest idiot he ever met.
"Is that why you came to this with a hard hat, tux, and shorts of sun on, what you plan on blinding them with the shorts???" roburs looks round to see if anyone was smirking to this.... there was just a deafening silence.
I thought it best to interrupt at this point, "ENOUGH on with the plan".
roburs cleared his voice "right well as I was saying we break into their lair as close to dawn as possible this way if there are any cowards they can't leave WE FIGHT TO THE TRUER DEATH OF A VAMP" I think everyone was deaf after this.
An hour later I remember thinking man this is one long day as we descended onto the wolves lair. Once we reached the point of where the werewolves were meant to be holed up there was noone there not a thing not even a mouse surly not all our spies were worthless we all had our best spies to find out where it was that the werewolves were staying and to get the number of them.
"Search the place lads there must be another room here somewhere" roburs decided to talk rather then shout good thing too we would give away our position if he shouted and it was day light so they could easily escape without worrying about us following, mmm maybe this soon to daylight was a bad idea.
"Oi I ain't a lad" one of the female vamps spits back to roburs. roburs really does get a lot of cheek from these young vamps.
"oh ok then make yourself yourself pretty while the rest are looking" roburs turned to me looking for support. He got nothing but a smack from the female vamp. Before it turned ugly Onion interrupted.
"FOUND IT"
"IDIOT THEY'LL KNOW WE'RE HERE QUICK BATTLE FACE SINCE ONION GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION'S... IDIOT NEXT TIME BRING TWO MYSTIC CLUB"
Too late the werwolves number's were much much higher then expected our forces got split into four I found myself with two other young vamps with six werewolves to fight.
"remember the battle face" was the only bit advice I could give. These vamps really thought they had no chance and were lacking the hunger of battle.
But atlas they were killed swiftly it was down to me to dispatch these six werewolves so my face became distorted they stopped circling me looking confounded as they watched me distort my face and then the words came out "Plz Mr. werewolve please don't eat me"
"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH what a loving puppy dog look" there was a seventh werewolf in the darkness.
The other werewolf's shrugged their shoulder's and took a step back.
"Hello lovingly puppy dog looker I'm this pack's leader soon to be king wanna be my queen". Werewolves are really really ugly but this one, this one just won the title. His nose hair had turned into a beard. He even had boogie's everywhere.
"Ugh you do know I'm a male ya" I thought it best for us to return to battle no way was I gonna be Queen.
"Wha really. Oh that's good cause you wouldn't be my type if you weren't" Just my luck I pulled my puppy dog face at a gay wolf future king and finally understood that my puppy dog face power is just too much for me to handle. "So my little puppy queen what do you say" I've been called a lot of things but little LITTLE now he made me mad.
"Little eh I'll kill you for that I'm a good half inch taller then you" the wolf leader got a bit closer after that.
"test it... take off your shoes" he was within an inch of my face.
"IDIOT vampires don't wear shoes... not sure of the reason we wear hard hat's but not shoes"
One of the other werewolves interrupted our little spat with "eh boss those vamps have nearly wiped our entire pack out can we leave now while the going is good"
"mmm ya I guess your right. Till next time we met my puppy prince" as he jumps out the window he blows me kiss, not wanting roburs to think that I was hiding I killed two of the werewolves before they could leave.
When the dust settled, we all had some of the wine that werewolves were keeping. A few of the young vamps were shouting Onion Onion turned out he killed about 4 werewolves with his Mystic club so he was admired.
I found out later on that Bullitt after beating bediquette to a bulb was waiting for us at the fire of the seven souls (the place were vampires were resurrected) he was very sad to have missed the image of a werewolf blowing me a kiss.
The next time myslf roburs Bullitt and bediquette met up again was when we got a message from the Dark Lord
Your poverty is of great concern to us, Apprentice. Your task is to upgrade your Brothel to level 3.
End of Chapter 1
Hope ye like it.
__________________ Not the current ingame BattleOx
This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by BattleOx: 02-06-2009 00:49.
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02-05-2009 05:43 |
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Hayz_M
Double Ace
Registration Date: 08-23-2008
Posts: 112
Race in game: Beastmaster
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lol
thats cool Battle xD made me giggle at some points =] keep em coming xD
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02-05-2009 10:51 |
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