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Posted by bobalob57 on 09-04-2008 at19:55:

  take the hill!

inspired by some of true engimas threads iv decided to start this thread
the aim is simple. take the hill
you can take it in any way you want, its yours untill someone tkes it from you
if you take it you have to say 'my hill'
ill start

i climb to the top of a random hill, scream MY HILL then fall asleep in a bin at the top

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Posted by diochawolper on 09-04-2008 at20:01:

 

i empty the bin in the container and scream MY HILL!

then i go play bloodwars on the computer on the hill

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Posted by Artoir. on 09-04-2008 at20:05:

 

I send you a RAT over msn and steal all of your music from your computer and get done for Piracy. The police come to my house and take me away in a helicopter and we fly away.

But midflight I break free from my cuffs and knock out the pilot.

We crash on the hill, and kill you in the process.

Suddenly I find myself beside the wreckage, on the hill.. MY HILL!!

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Posted by bobalob57 on 09-04-2008 at20:12:

 

i alert the cops, get you arrested again, climb to the top of the hill and scream MY HILL! then hide from the people who are goin to get me for bein a police snitch

also artoir dont forget you have to say 'my hill'

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Posted by God_Like_Friend on 09-04-2008 at20:15:

 

I use my sneaky tracking device which, I quite sneakily attached earlier, found you then beat you with a stick for snitching.

Then I built a nice house and had a cooked breakfast.

My hill!

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Posted by diochawolper on 09-04-2008 at20:28:

 

i burn down your house and overcook your breakfast, then i go relax on a bench screaming MY HILL!

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Posted by God_Like_Friend on 09-04-2008 at20:29:

 

I fitted a heating system under your beach so you burn your ass Then I recook my breakfast on your beach and go back to "My hill"

Just chilling out on it.

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Posted by diochawolper on 09-04-2008 at20:34:

 

i go around driving so the global warming will speed up and the waves takes you of the beach.
then i go watch my favorite tv show while screaming MY HILL!

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Posted by bobalob57 on 09-04-2008 at20:35:

 

i get all my mates and climb up to the top of hill, where we [the hobos] any you so much by sking for stuff thsat you run away screaming. i then butcher my fellow hobos, roar MY HILL! then go to sleep under a tree

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Posted by God_Like_Friend on 09-04-2008 at20:36:

 

Edit:

I buy a LUMBERMANATOR 3ooo! And chop your silly tree down slicing you into nice pieces of venison which I make a sandwich out of and eat. My hill.

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Posted by bobalob57 on 09-04-2008 at20:47:

 

my docter shows you a fake report that says im hiv positive. you get scared and run into a blender, i come back from the dead as a zombie [somehow] and take the hill
BRAAAIIINSSS.... uh i mean MY HILL!!!

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Posted by God_Like_Friend on 09-04-2008 at20:51:

 

In my smoothie form I tunnel under the hill and dig up through the soil, I form the shape of a brain and when you come near me I blast you with sugar rotting all the parts of your body that are left.

I start swimming? What can smoothies do

My hill.

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Posted by Artoir. on 09-04-2008 at21:20:

 

I come to visit you and fart and you leave



My hill

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Posted by Aidensixx on 09-05-2008 at08:40:

 

I come along in a Hazmat suit spraying a powdered disinfectant making noob into a solid and neutralizing artoirs fart
defeated you all walk away leaving me to ponder the thought
MY HILL

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Posted by Tempest on 09-05-2008 at09:06:

 

Aiden 5.5 A pack of werewolves is ravaging your hill, you send out a distress call & I absail in SoS like but you've been overcome holding your hand your dying words are "YOUR HILL !" .. I look & say my hill ??

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Posted by Aidensixx on 09-05-2008 at09:12:

 

Having finished kiling zagoravich i decide to check on my evil twin only to find a note saying my hill
i head over there to find stallis standing ovefr my evil twins corpse
i break out my other 4 arms and get medievil on you throwing you down the hill
in the blood of those you killed i write in big letters
MY HILL

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Posted by AudatiousTitan on 09-05-2008 at09:15:

 

Iwas hiding under the evil twins corpse and decided now was my chance, i get up and rush aiden, he tumbles down the hill breaking his neck, i then mutter my hill

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Posted by Aidensixx on 09-05-2008 at09:22:

 

being a vampire i get reborn and after i was reborn i decided wrecking ball time
so i sped off towards the hill at an extreme 10 miles an hour and swiped audatious off the hill
i decided now was the time to roar
MY HILL
picnic time

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Posted by Tempest on 09-05-2008 at09:24:

 

Aiden Slips on the werewolf deposits !! left from earlier he tumbles down the hill getting quite messy on the way he passes me on my way up, I get to the top & shout MY HILL !

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at17:20:

 

im strolling along & come to the bottom of the hill to find Aiden laying on the floor covered in werewolf poo moaning, i ask him whats up & he points to the top of the hill... i look up & see Stallis merrily picking up the werewolf droppings, she doesnt notice me as i sneak up behind her, so i push her off the hill & as shes tumbling i shout

MY HILL!!

& then stand there laughing at them both laying in werewolf poo at the bottom

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Posted by Tempest on 09-07-2008 at17:40:

 

Muahahaha it is no FOOD fight that ensues but hayz is left looking gooey muahaha blined she stumbles , my foot on her backside helps her on her way, time for a shower me thinks ... MY HILL !!

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:11:

 

while your were in the shower you slip i come for a visit notice you lying there throw you outside you roll slowly to the bottom getting all dirty again i laugh and shout

MY HILL

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:18:

 

lmao ... whilst blackcat was attempting to take the hill i crept back up the hill & hid behind the door O.o (yes the hill has a door now) i get closer & closer & as hes laughing at stallis (again) i kick Cat on the bum with ALMIGHTY strength & he smashes on to the ground breaking his back making him paralised i laugh & roll him down the hill in a fresh batch of werewolf poo & giggle whilst saying MY HILL!!!

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:24:

 

after burning in the fires of hell i cme back fresh and ready to take back my hill i call on my good friend golem and get him to crush you with a mighty blow after thanking golem i shout again

MY HILL

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:28:

 

lol I find out Golem is a tiny kitten, at this im ashamed go back & stab BlackCat with my daggers >=) leaving him in a bloody mess i shout demonically MY HILL!!

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:31:

 

fires of hell must be sick of seeing me but how and ever again i am revived after killing the baby golem hayz has its mother real mad and the mother comes and pulls hayz into to different parts and while i was on her shoulder i leap down and again shout

my hill

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:33:

 

lol damn the golems >.<

my limbs rejoin & now im a bloody mess (half of it is Cats) i get an amazing amount of strength storm to the top of the hill pick Cat & Golems mum up & throw them to china

i then shout MY HILL!

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:37:

 

i get the first plane back to wherever we are. sick of hayz's strenght i find a full elvish set and with about 20 fast blows hayz is slain on the hill ha i hold her over my head in triumph shout

MY HILL

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:42:

 

lol.. i pretend to be dead & crawl half way down the hill .. equip my elvish cape of adrenaline that gives millions agility & get my good murderous dagger of agility out of my bag i go racing up the hill at an epic 900 mph & forget to stop & smash into Cat & sends her flying, stops at the top of the hill & says "is it a bird?? is it a plane? noo its BlackCat & MY HILL!!!"

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:47:

 

HAHAHA good one

but i fly rite back on my pet phonix and get it to poo on you and your all sticky so all your millions of agility is lost and your stuck so i get sam tofly you so far away we dare not speak of it and i am enjoying a cup of tea and nearly forgot to shout


MY HILL!!!!

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:49:

 

lmao you like the expo monsters XD

disgraced & covered in werewolf poo pheonix poo Blackcats blood & rancid things i go take a shower come back with my millions of agility & decided to trap Blackcat in her chair... sit on top of the mangled mess & say haha my hill >=)

(mis-spelt something lol)

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:53:

 

ah well it all fits into the game and im him not her


but while hayz was sitting on me i managed to free my arms and choke her and send her rolling to the bottom of the hill where again she got covered in all that poo while changing to my attack equip i roar


my hill

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at18:56:

 

lmao sorry didnt know XD

i resurrect myself with the powers that be >=) walk to the top of the hill & offer a truce with Blackcat as then it can be our hill , as we're about to shake hands i shout ITS MY HILL!! YOU CANT HAVE IT! & fling him like a paper aeroplane all the way to the bottom of the hill

i meow << haha victoriously & shout MY HILL

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at18:59:

 

at the bottom i find hayz's super agility gear and in the well of souls make it 3 times better and run to the top at a smashing 1500mph and smash hayz into millions of little pieces

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at19:04:

 

D: lol i still had it on >.< you got titans abismal stuff lol

like a puzzle i fit back together & form a supervampire being i go invisible & creep up to Cat smack him round the head XD my unbelievable strength is too much of a match for his skull it explodes into untracable fragments & blows away his dead body falls to the ground i stand on him & shout with my arms up MYYYYYY HIIILLL!!

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at19:07:

 

titans helmet had its magic power all skulls smashed are reformed straight away and reattached to the body while you were standing on me i rolled over and you stumbled i laughed and got my murerous dagger of sucuide and stabbed you in the back

my hill

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at19:09:

 

lol backstabber >.<

you completely missed my vital organs & got my spine i rip the knife out & stab you in the eyes making you blind >=) i then proceed to go Dexter style on ya (hes a mass murderer its a cool series lol) & hack you up with my daggers i bury the many pieces in different places on the hill go back to the top & shout

MY HILL

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at19:15:

 

well im not really a backstabber

but somehow all my body parts get back together i climb to the top and go to hit you with my new set of legendary daggers and go crazy chopping you up till all it is is your blood flowing down the hill and for some strange reason i laugh {sick} and shout

my hill

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Posted by Hayz_M on 09-07-2008 at19:18:

 

lol

my blood reforms (like the dude called Frost in Blade lol) & im like an unstoppable being i dash back up the hill smash through the middle of BlackCat & then turn round & cut him to pieces he is like many shreds of paper when im done

i laugh demonically at his little pieces & then say ha b!atch my hill

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Posted by blackcat on 09-07-2008 at19:22:

 

i again reform and master all of dexters hidin arts of murder and my first target is hayz so i march crazily to the top of the hill and slaughter you and wrap you up an a carpet and roll you down the hill

again my hill