RazielBlack
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Registration Date: 07-28-2010
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I don't know why - I just really liked this - maybe it cause my parents have dogs and I have a cat and I can see my cat doing this.
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES.......
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies..' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges.. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..................
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Ba_al
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Registration Date: 08-05-2008
Posts: 618
Location: Ireland :bulmers cider factory
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: DB
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hahaha very goood
have u seen the film cats and dogs hmm i smell a conspiracy
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SwiftDeathIsComing
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Registration Date: 11-11-2009
Posts: 77
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: The Source
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awww poor little thing cute! 
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OTNC
OrangeMöd
Registration Date: 06-01-2009
Posts: 381
Location: UK
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: V-13/BoS
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haha the cat diary made me rofl xD
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Gat
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Registration Date: 11-23-2009
Posts: 47
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: S.S.
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cats rule this world! one day, they ll all kill us in our sleep!
i love them so much!!!!!!
they r so devious, unlike dogs who are exactly like Oddie in Garfield series!
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Murderous
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Registration Date: 04-29-2009
Posts: 194
Location: England | Devon
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: The Source
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LOL
Is that my kittens diary?
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