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Knightroad
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Ultimate guide to failing bloodwars

This is the ultimate guild to failing bloodwars, everything you will need to know from failing quests to failing expo's.

First off you need to start playing bloodwars, you will soon find out you need little help failing everything possible... even quests with max pass rate.
Now that your set up with an account you can fail like you never thought possible Smile

Quests; Hit [Depart] wait a little while & ta da! you fail Big Grin

It's magical. if by some chance you dont fail, dont worry you will get crap drops 99.99% of the time Wink

Upgrading; hit that [upgrade] button and downgrade those much loved and hard earned items. your a true failure if you can fail this with 80% more than 5 times in a row Smile

Upgradeing to good and up to good +5 are the bigest failure's, you will need no help becomeing a failure here Smile

Expo's; Lower expo's are easy, you can fail them without a problem. Higher expo's will need considerably more effort to truely fail, if you want to fail super badly you can alays ressurect a monster even if the area is almost full, by useing that much poh and resources you know your going to fail Smile

Increseing failure on all platforms; Premium Smile

Instead of 12 quests failures a day you get 24! OoOoOoO! i can see your eye's glowing now.
Thats right people; you can pay the game to give you more fails Wink

what could be better?

Smile

Please dont turn this into a hate thread, it is all deadly serious.
I r the fail king, if you need any advice on failing more than you normally do just put it down here and il get back to you Wink

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03-29-2010 16:26

Philly
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lol, my mates and i don't refer to things as being "bad luck" anymore, we just call it bloodwars luck.

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03-29-2010 17:41

Knightroad
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Knightroad

Lolz, i like it
Im gonna use it from now on Wink

**** it, I didnt win poker with a royal flush... bloodwars luck Crying

that is bloodwars luck down to a T i think.. or what ever it is down to nower days lol

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03-29-2010 18:21

diablo
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Well, I've never failed a test of intelligence before I started playing...

I'm a master of failed expos, I can give advice for young failers (hmmm, failers?)

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03-29-2010 18:57

Faquarl
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RE: Ultimate guild to failing bloodwars

you missed out ambushes Tongue

- spend your hard earned stones on that rep kit to make sure you can attack those pesky gunners and ranges users?

price: several soulstones

- want that upgrade status to get twice as many attacks?

price: several euro/pounds

- the realisation the game seems to think that a 90% chance and a 30% chance are interchangable...... priceless!!

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03-29-2010 21:00

FlashAOD
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I like it.

This game is one huge fail and the %% to do anytihng will always lie to your face.

But god bless the addictiveness that makes us all log in again everyday lol

03-30-2010 01:49

almerase
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Oh this club I can join Big Grin

Don't even want to count the amount of stones I have spent on trying to upgrade things... And most of them are just in BS/LS...

03-30-2010 07:01

FireBlaze
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I CLAIM TOP FAILER

Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+3) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

Item upgraded Shotgun -> Shotgun (+1) !

Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

then got it to (+5) with only one more fail then guess what?

Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).

Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

after 4hs(broke down into bs) and 3ls it's now at (+2).....

BEAT THAT!

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03-30-2010 15:59

Knightroad
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Knightroad

quote:

Originally posted by diablo
Well, I've never failed a test of intelligence before I started playing...

I'm a master of failed expos, I can give advice for young failers (hmmm, failers?)

I know what you mean, well... apart from the intel thing, i have always failed at inteligence, mainly because i dont have any Cool

Strenght and perception before i started playing...
Also when i do any sort of quest in real life, i get what i was going for 80% of the time, if not then something better Big Grin

Were they atleast good failed expo's with good damage? Confused

links?

quote:

Originally posted by Faquarl
you missed out ambushes Tongue

Everyone seems to get thought to me on both 30 & 90% Confused

And @ Lol at the master card p*** take ;D

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03-30-2010 16:10

Philly
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lol, think i remember spending like 11 lifestones trying to get a murderous mace of betrayal to Good like a year ago. that was fun failing every single time. i guess we all got our stories eh? Tongue

oh i might mention it's spelt "guide"... lol... unless by some form of irony you meant to spell it that way..

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03-30-2010 17:32

Knightroad
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Knightroad

quote:

Originally posted by Philly
lol, think i remember spending like 11 lifestones trying to get a murderous mace of betrayal to Good like a year ago. that was fun failing every single time. i guess we all got our stories eh? Tongue

oh i might mention it's spelt "guide"... lol... unless by some form of irony you meant to spell it that way..

If some one didnt have a story like that i would punch them in the beanbag Pleased

& it is spelt wrong because im a div Frown

Edit; changed Tongue

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04-01-2010 18:11

Lysandra
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This is the exact reason I buy everything at good+ and use ritual all the time. Rarely a failed upgrade. Tongue

Attacks, eh, I'm used to it so I can't complain. And I've gotten so used to wrong monsters, I make sure I take a team that can handle whatever the hell is in there.

Oddly I have reverse luck. As in, I fail quests at 80% and pass ones under 30%. So...it works out...LOL

So, it's just a matter of how you look at it. I think the most I ever spent on upgrading from +5 to good (the rare time I did) was 3 LS.

Works for me...lol.

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lys... that was amazing, it's pure orgasm on a page!

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04-01-2010 19:44

Bat
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Once upon a time there was a Sniper rifle (+5) who wanted to be Good but even all the 3 SS who broke into little stones couldn't make it.

I'd add a selling fail as I'm really good at it.

*Spend a lot of stones on buying and merging a item
Or
*Buy something from auction with really high price and after all the big bidding 2 hours later
*Use it until you don't need it (maybe even only few days)
*Try to sell it for the price it cost
*And FAIL! at it as the price goes lower u end up almost giving it away free

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04-02-2010 18:38

Cthulhu
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lmfao - this is the funniest thread I've seen for a while. Thanks KR for making me truly lol while reading it. Smile

-- the premium bit was the one that got me the most. Big Grin

I have no failing additions to make, everyone seems to have covered everything that I encounter - in fact this morning, I am currently running at a quest fail rate of 8 for 8 on poland & france - considering I have 80% chance & about 30 luck on each account, I feel that every failure is a real achievement. Big Grin

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04-03-2010 12:06

Beatrice_2
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hahaha i really do love this thread <33333 XD XD XD XD

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04-03-2010 12:51

FlashAOD
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quote:

Originally posted by FireBlaze
I CLAIM TOP FAILER

Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+3) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

Item upgraded Shotgun -> Shotgun (+1) !

Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

then got it to (+5) with only one more fail then guess what?

Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).

Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).

after 4hs(broke down into bs) and 3ls it's now at (+2).....

BEAT THAT!

Lmao beat that?

I once broke down soulstones + mergestones JUST to get some more lifes annd hearts to upgrade things and failed.

and as for those fails youve got right there id call that an average day for everybody trying to upgrade anything Big Grin

04-03-2010 13:01

Philly
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quote:

Originally posted by FlashAOD

I once broke down soulstones + mergestones JUST to get some more lifes annd hearts to upgrade things and failed.

and as for those fails youve got right there id call that an average day for everybody trying to upgrade anything Big Grin

this is why i never downgrade ;P

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04-03-2010 15:28

diablo
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quote:

Originally posted by Beatrice_2
hahaha i really do love this thread <33333 XD XD XD XD

+1 for spam

quote:

Originally posted by Philly
this is why i never downgrade ;P

+1 for spam

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04-03-2010 16:55

Faquarl
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at the risk of a lol warning here how can one spam in offtopic? \O_o/

- my post is ontopic as i believe that we can now add moderator fail to the list too >_>

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04-03-2010 20:15

FlashAOD
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Lulz.

Im sure callin him a failure mod isnt gona anoy him enough to give you a warning.

But still the 60% upgrade from G-G+5 isnt really a 60% im sure ¬_¬

04-03-2010 20:18

Faquarl
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actually im expecting the warning to come from discussing warnings to be honest thats what happens on nearly all other games i've played, not to mention just checking another thread i could easily point out a spam comment of diablos own.

not saying he is alone in this all mods do it, it just so happens that this lent itself nicely to my point.

- ontopic:

anyone else love it when mobs decide to spaz out on you and unleash a billion (alright im exaggerating) specials one after another until your team is decimated? D:

http://r1.bloodwars.net/showmsg.php?mid=...&key=c880e34937

yup a weak(ish) team so wasn't expecting a win from it (for the record i don't have a gold badge either) but was nice to see that the drag felt threatened enough to use that stupid tail attack in consequetive rounds and use its own version of "horror" too!

when you get a mob like that who needs the option of the bigger beasties messing things up for ya? \O_o/

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04-03-2010 20:26

FireBlaze
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quote:

Originally posted by FlashAOD

quote:

haha i'd have to agree with you right there Tongue

and btw in the earlier occasion(the day before) i broke down 16 ms into ls and hs and all that happened was my leg good hunting rifle(+2) ended up at (+5).......beat that there Tongue

(then again next time i tried i got lucky and it got all the way back upto g(+3) so i'm kinda happy and it sold for 4000 on auction Big Grin

)

04-03-2010 20:57

Knightroad
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Knightroad

quote:

Originally posted by Cthulhu
lmfao - this is the funniest thread I've seen for a while. Thanks KR for making me truly lol while reading it. Smile

-- the premium bit was the one that got me the most. Big Grin

glad people like it, i do miss messing with people Wink

i always used to make people mad/angry/crazy Evil

or laugh... unfortunatly i have grown up (some Tongue

) in the last few months and find ranting about things that need fixing pointless and a waste of energy... *mumbles about youth's these days* Big Grin

People should be proud of there failing, you spend all that time (years and years) and like 50+ soulstones into building these crazy good EQ's then, but you keep failing... if you dont be proud of them you might aswell just go mental

Since i started this thread, i have found 2... yes 2!!! useful items, one i am actully going to use.. a titanium braclet and shorts of the scout xD
im so happy to get these small items, i couldent even explain how happy i am other than kissing a dev

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04-05-2010 15:34

diablo
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quote:

Originally posted by Faquarl
at the risk of a lol warning here how can one spam in offtopic? \O_o/

- my post is ontopic as i believe that we can now add moderator fail to the list too >_>

How can you spam in offtopic? Easily, make a random post not related to the topic and here you go.
FYI: Your post is not on topic, if you want to discuss warnings use PM. Lucky you that you'll get away without a warning this time.

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04-06-2010 08:27

smierc
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pie, you failed slightly, for the upgrading bit, it should be "upgrading an item you really need and will unequip your eq if it downgrades, then press upgrade Big Grin

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04-07-2010 17:17

Knightroad
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Knightroad

quote:

Originally posted by smierc
pie, you failed slightly, for the upgrading bit, it should be "upgrading an item you really need and will unequip your eq if it downgrades, then press upgrade Big Grin

I didnt think such a thing would need to be added, If the item is that important then ofc it's going to fail, if it didnt i think there would be some kind of doom's day event going on and the devs are to busy out looting and forget to put the "random" number genny on "stick this in your suffix" mode. if it even has any other mode's? Tongue

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04-09-2010 23:28

Nerakai
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oh whatabout the most anoyin fail ever, when u upgrade an awsome item but didn't notice that it has a minus on a stat and then it unequips evrything your wearing when u equip it :L:L:L

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04-11-2010 04:03

Murderous
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How about this for failing Tongue

Just so i can equip it Tongue

The item Light Cape (+5) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+4) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+3) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!

Thats a damn sight easier than upgrading lol, how annoying would it be if there was an 80% chance of a succesfull downgrade and the other 20% upgraded it Tongue

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04-11-2010 09:05

FlashAOD
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quote:

Originally posted by Murderous
How about this for failing Tongue

Just so i can equip it Tongue

That wouldnt be anoying.. the whole game would have G+5 items lol. Everybody knows if theres a stupidly low chance of something happening in this game itl happen

04-11-2010 11:10

Bat
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People in the Trophy Hall steal all other peoples luck!

As it seems those people there don't post here so thats the thing why we fail Big Grin

Tho one fail what I didn't see here yet but might happen

*You make a good expo/quest/ambush and its bound to happen you will delete (by accident ofc) it before anyone else sees Big Grin

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04-12-2010 12:43

Nerakai
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quote:

Originally posted by Bat
People in the Trophy Hall steal all other peoples luck!

As it seems those people there don't post here so thats the thing why we fail Big Grin

Tho one fail what I didn't see here yet but might happen

*You make a good expo/quest/ambush and its bound to happen you will delete (by accident ofc) it before anyone else sees Big Grin

omg i' ve done that so many times its ridiculas :L:L:L

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04-12-2010 17:07

diablo
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quote:

Originally posted by Nerakai
omg i' ve done that so many times its ridiculas :L:L:L

Posting is not a right, it is a privilege. Please refrain from posting if you have nothing to add to the topic.
Thank you.

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