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Nemazis
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Registration Date: 04-10-2008
Posts: 354
Location: England, London
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Badger
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WARNING: WALL O' TEXT
As usual, too lazy to go hunting through threads, too lazy to find a thread that possibily might or might not of been made, and the only thread in existence where I'd gladly necro is one that me and... one other, who I think was beatrice... or someone, I can't remember, have been banned from making another one lest we get banned from the forums by the one and only Evan. (Insert applause here)
Anyway, strangest or silliest thing you can think of ever doing, be it something physical, a conversation you've had, or something you've eaten, anything. Like usual, something following the title of the thread was my trigger for making this. Although the problem is that since THAT story is a chatlog, and an 18+ one at that with 18+ links within in, I'm pretty sure i'd be breaking the rules by posting it. So i'll have to settle for another somewhat dumb one. If you REALLY want that 18+ one, you'll have to settle for a PM.
Me (An afro-american guy incase anyone doesn't know) was arguing with several someone elses on Teamspeak (Who at least two of which was caucasian) was arguing about how they are going to treat me like, and I quote, "A decent Human Being with rights" and refused to let me steal items from their houses on Block Stacker 3D, while continously offering me my own home to live in, while I was continously demanding to be treated like... well... I'm sure if I quote myself I will most CERTAINLY get a warning for racial slurs.
Why would I choose this story? Because the next strangest thing probably happens to be me falling asleep on a wall that was a brick thick. And IMO the previous one is more hilarious. Or perhaps swinging from a pole in secondary schoo, landing on the ground legs spread far apart, and having my trousers rip from below my nutsack all the way to the base of my inner leg, and lastly not being allowed to go home which meant I had to walk around for the rest of lunch and my final lesson holding onto the two flaps that now happen to be my trouser legs and making sure noone sees my boxers through them.
OhgodwhydidIwall. Anyway, any silly/strange stories you got?
Oh and I know I'll probably get all of 5 replies on this, but it's still more interesting than ziltch.
Cue warning for making an already existing thread
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smierc
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Registration Date: 10-24-2009
Posts: 130
Location: Ely
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source
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saw nemazis returned, had orgasm.
GT
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Pops
moderator...apparently
Registration Date: 10-22-2008
Posts: 652
Location: england
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: BoS
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i was in the bank on wednesday, walked out and some woman pushing a double brat-chair shoves it straight into me and shouts "are you F...ing blind?"
at which point i faced here with an evil glare, took my glass eye out and replied "actually, on that side, i am"
her face was a picture
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No, you didn't imagine it, I DID just go there
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Bat
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Registration Date: 07-23-2008
Posts: 124
Location: Estonia
Race in game: Beastmaster
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Woken up by hitting bowl of pasta on the floor with my foot .Sometime ago cut wrong wire and whole apartment building didn't have hot water for 2 days. Went to a mall, u know those baskets what are filled with "Expired date" stuff. I saw one also. "Hey look what they got here" I said to a friend while holding a pack of chips. Suddenly some1 starts walking right to me. Just relized to look at the date.... fiddlesticks ... was another customer's basket.
you knew it was coming. warning for language. popeye2k8
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gimli
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Registration Date: 08-08-2011
Posts: 12
Location: Ireland
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: A.D.X.
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I cut myself with a butter knife att a resteraunt
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IGN Necro: gimli
Under: john holmes
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6 tonne of forklift vs 2 tonne of Mondeo... guess who lost
