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warlock619
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Qwop

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Possibly the most frustrating game I've played xD

And my record so far:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/81391913.png/

Put up your own records Big Grin

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12-25-2011 23:47

Ghaldria
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Registration Date: 04-02-2009
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my record is 1,4 m Tongue

but i got something better but still on topic Smile

http://www.dorkly.com/video/29111/dorkly...wop-guy-has-sex

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12-29-2011 15:58

warlock619
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Thread Starter Thread Started by warlock619

That's brilliant xD

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12-29-2011 16:06

Firetrap
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Registration Date: 04-29-2011
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I got -1.2

I go further backwards than i can forwards

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12-29-2011 18:24

FlashAOD
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Mine was +3.5

He fell onto his knees and then struggled for a while untill face planting..

12-29-2011 18:25

franz
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If you do it with a mate it's a lot more fun. One takes O P, the other takes Q W. I thinkers highest I got was 5m. But we did it really really slowly.

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12-29-2011 18:26

warlock619
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Thread Starter Thread Started by warlock619

I should have mentioned my record took AAAGES Tongue

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12-29-2011 18:30

Firetrap
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With a dive i can get 1.8 Big Grin

pwnage

Edit: Given up with 10.2, theres a combo of keys and with some practice you could master this Tongue

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12-29-2011 18:40

TheKid
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Registration Date: 12-19-2010
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After Like 300 trys i Got to 12.2

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12-29-2011 20:03

smierc
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Registration Date: 10-24-2009
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Location: Ely
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i've completed it in the past, getting your guy to run upright is the fastest, but not the easiest, get him to drop down on one knee, then alternate between q and w, it'll take you a while to get over the hurdles though Big Grin

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12-29-2011 21:18

Sapling
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3.6 meters, this game is the most frustrating thing i've ever tried.

12-29-2011 21:58

Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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quote:

Originally posted by smierc
i've completed it in the past, getting your guy to run upright is the fastest, but not the easiest, get him to drop down on one knee, then alternate between q and w, it'll take you a while to get over the hurdles though Big Grin

I got stuck on one and that's how I stopped Frown

I got to like, 56.5 I think.. Can't remember, but I know I literally just about beat Warlock Wink

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12-30-2011 01:54

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warlock619
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Thread Starter Thread Started by warlock619

quote:

Originally posted by Cheese!!!!!!!!!

quote:

I got stuck on one and that's how I stopped Frown

I got to like, 56.5 I think.. Can't remember, but I know I literally just about beat Warlock Wink

That's how I got 55 GT, though then the hurdle decided to troll me and make me faceplant..

Silly hurdle..Y U NO GO AWAY??

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12-30-2011 01:57

smierc
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quote:

Originally posted by warlock619

quote:

Originally posted by Cheese!!!!!!!!!

quote:

I got stuck on one and that's how I stopped Frown

I got to like, 56.5 I think.. Can't remember, but I know I literally just about beat Warlock Wink

That's how I got 55 GT, though then the hurdle decided to troll me and make me faceplant..

Silly hurdle..Y U NO GO AWAY??

kick it down with the front foot, get your guys crotch on the top, tap uptil his back knee is equal in height then carry on, you wont get far in the long jump at the end though Big Grin

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12-30-2011 10:48

VuDu
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I might be the only one here thats got the worst record of -0.4 metres lol

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12-30-2011 18:49

warlock619
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Thread Starter Thread Started by warlock619

quote:

Originally posted by smierc

quote:

Originally posted by warlock619

quote:

Originally posted by Cheese!!!!!!!!!

quote:

I got stuck on one and that's how I stopped Frown

I got to like, 56.5 I think.. Can't remember, but I know I literally just about beat Warlock Wink

That's how I got 55 GT, though then the hurdle decided to troll me and make me faceplant..

Silly hurdle..Y U NO GO AWAY??

kick it down with the front foot, get your guys crotch on the top, tap uptil his back knee is equal in height then carry on, you wont get far in the long jump at the end though Big Grin

Long jump? xD Oh god xD
VuDu: My worst was -2.5 xD

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12-30-2011 18:54

VuDu
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quote:

VuDu: My worst was -2.5 xD

Wow lol

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12-30-2011 18:55

Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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quote:

Originally posted by VuDu

quote:

VuDu: My worst was -2.5 xD

Wow lol

The furthest you can go back is -3 metres, as there is a block stopping you :\ I wanted to try a record for going back Frown

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12-30-2011 22:18

VuDu
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quote:

The furthest you can go back is -3 metres, as there is a block stopping you :\ I wanted to try a record for going back Frown

Thats a shame you cant then isnt it, as i would probebly fail that too haha

But others like yourself might have got a record for backwards on your hands haha

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12-30-2011 23:20

Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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quote:

Originally posted by VuDu

quote:

The furthest you can go back is -3 metres, as there is a block stopping you :\ I wanted to try a record for going back Frown

Thats a shame you cant then isnt it, as i would probebly fail that too haha

But others like yourself might have got a record for backwards on your hands haha

Yeah probably XD Also...

quote:

Originally posted by franz
If you do it with a mate it's a lot more fun.

quote:

Originally posted by franz
But we did it really really slowly.

Just noticed that.. XD Sorry, I had to :L

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12-30-2011 23:27

Philly
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You legend... I never expected this to be talked about on bloodwars. this game is just epic, the best random impossible drunken attempted game ive ever played with my mates. I was so tempted to keep playing it simply because its so difficult to actually get the guy moving properly, also that the videos of it on youtube are hysterical to watch. In the end i have to say i'm pretty happy with the progress i made. I ACTUALLY MADE HIM RUN LIKE A HUMAN BEING Tongue

...Then of course goatboy used the old "knee hump your way to victory" tactic and won it almost straight away. It was a joint effort... In my opinion.

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12-30-2011 23:34

Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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QWOP

This is a video a guy I know made, that's how I came to started playing it XD

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12-30-2011 23:40

franz
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quote:

Originally posted by Cheese!!!!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by franz
If you do it with a mate it's a lot more fun.

quote:

Originally posted by franz
But we did it really really slowly.

Just noticed that.. XD Sorry, I had to :L

Haha, I facepalmed at that. Big Grin

I've never managed to make him run properly. Only ever down on one knee, and flapping your way up the field. xD

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12-30-2011 23:43

warlock619
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Thread Starter Thread Started by warlock619

quote:

Originally posted by Philly
You legend... I never expected this to be talked about on bloodwars. this game is just epic, the best random impossible drunken attempted game ive ever played with my mates. I was so tempted to keep playing it simply because its so difficult to actually get the guy moving properly, also that the videos of it on youtube are hysterical to watch. In the end i have to say i'm pretty happy with the progress i made. I ACTUALLY MADE HIM RUN LIKE A HUMAN BEING Tongue

...Then of course goatboy used the old "knee hump your way to victory" tactic and won it almost straight away. It was a joint effort... In my opinion.

Haha congratulations, I still can't get him to run like a human being xD

When I play it looks more like a fish trying to survive on land tbh xd

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12-30-2011 23:57

Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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quote:

Originally posted by franz

quote:

Originally posted by Cheese!!!!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by franz
If you do it with a mate it's a lot more fun.

quote:

Originally posted by franz
But we did it really really slowly.

Just noticed that.. XD Sorry, I had to :L

Haha, I facepalmed at that. Big Grin

I've never managed to make him run properly. Only ever down on one knee, and flapping your way up the field. xD

I did before I think.. for like 2 seconds -.- "YES! KEEP RUNNING! NOO DON'T FALL FOR- ~guys faceplants~ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This should be my approach to the game:

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12-31-2011 00:55

miko
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managed to run 5.4 meters

12-31-2011 13:50

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