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Mlarinon
Triple Ace

Registration Date: 01-27-2008
Posts: 220
Location: France
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: TDK

funny profile

look at the warning against attackers Wink

i would like to do such criticals with my long range equipment, he must have some pretty ultra horned hat, giga death sower equipment

05-29-2008 08:46

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

LOL

that can't be possible

05-29-2008 08:49

YIM Account Name of Tony_Wiseman: vipyr2002

Knightroad
Viking

Registration Date: 02-15-2008
Posts: 724
Location: Uranus, or evans if ur busy

lol ... i cant even hit that with my mace ... on 17 defence Big Grin

.. i say someone tests it for them selves Smile

i call next attack Tongue

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05-29-2008 08:51

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

LOL - go for it and don't forget to post the battle link Wink

05-29-2008 09:07

Knightroad
Viking

Registration Date: 02-15-2008
Posts: 724
Location: Uranus, or evans if ur busy

will do

wont be much of a fight if he crits me Tongue

2 crits from that and im a gonna Big Grin

lololol

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05-29-2008 09:10

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

quote:

Originally posted by Knightroad
will do Smile

wont be much of a fight if he crits me Tongue

2 crits from that and im a gonna Big Grin

lololol

PMSL

05-29-2008 09:23

nhanho25
Member

Registration Date: 04-22-2008
Posts: 41
Location: VIETNAM MAN!!!
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source

OMG!!!!!!

yo.......thats my friend in Real Life, his name is sule for short, trust me I know, hes well, unexplainable Big Grin

, age 13

What the, never mate, 800 damage, you need something for that, never would be able to do that, what the hell was my friend thinking, I'm gonna tell my friend sule about this

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05-29-2008 09:42

Mlarinon
Triple Ace

Registration Date: 01-27-2008
Posts: 220
Location: France
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: TDK

Thread Starter Thread Started by Mlarinon

# One-handed Weapon: 412 (Good Cruel Knife of Suicide) [CESARZ]
# Two-handed Weapon: 920 (Good Radiating Mace of Gambler (+1) [Anubis]
# One-handed Gun: 151 (Good Uzi (+5) [Diablo]
# Two-handed Gun: 328 (Sniper Rifle (+5) [CESARZ]
# Ranged Weapon: 285 (Composite bow of reaction(+3) [Vonbudde]

he nearly beats Anubis record Wink

05-29-2008 09:48

nhanho25
Member

Registration Date: 04-22-2008
Posts: 41
Location: VIETNAM MAN!!!
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source

yeah, I know, this is Hilarius Big Grin

I can't wait till I tell sulemon when I get back to school, Tongue

oh man, this is just funny this, sule never, exactly 800, wheres the proof that he did 800 Tongue

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Grin

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05-29-2008 09:51

Aidensixx
Lord

Registration Date: 02-22-2008
Posts: 376
Location: UK
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: BoS

mlarinon remember thts if it real
i dont belevie it for a second personally
600 would be even to high personally to be realistic
anbd thts a good point Nhan
get him to find us proof or well laugh at him
ok well get you to laugh as we dont know him or know where he is
plus itd be a bit odd if random ppl came up to him and were like haha you think you could get 800 damage.......

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05-29-2008 09:54

nhanho25
Member

Registration Date: 04-22-2008
Posts: 41
Location: VIETNAM MAN!!!
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source

so you guys are believing this stuff, this guy always make up stuff, trust me Tongue

, he has no chance of scoring 800 damage, you guys believing this or not Big Grin

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and yes I know salamulion, hes in my school Big Grin

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

hes gonna preview this page any minute

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05-29-2008 09:57

Aidensixx
Lord

Registration Date: 02-22-2008
Posts: 376
Location: UK
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: BoS

ive said i dont beleive a word of it and never will do
photoshop
he probly will photoshop his proof

05-29-2008 10:01

Mlarinon
Triple Ace

Registration Date: 01-27-2008
Posts: 220
Location: France
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: TDK

Thread Starter Thread Started by Mlarinon

I wouldn't say funny profile if i believed it, you can't raise range weapon damage a lot since only item (and no stat) can do it

05-29-2008 11:52

GrimTale
Double Ace

Registration Date: 12-03-2007
Posts: 126
Location: England
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: S.H

Well let's think about it:

110% [if it's a first hit in a round] = 800 damage

Therefore damage before the increase is:
(800/110) x 100 = 727.27272....

Therefore normal [non critical damage]:
727.27272/3 = 242.4242...

There aren't any parameters that increase ranged damage.
Normal damage of the weapon:

Short bow of Long Range (+3)

Two-handed ranged weapon
Damage: 35 - 39

So addition damage to the weapon is:
242.424242 - 39 [top attack] = 203.424242...

There are two options for damage increase on tattooes:

Hunter/demon lord damage +11 on top tattoo

203.42424242 - 11 = 192.424242...
OR

Collecter +1 damage for each 4 character levels. on top tattoo
At 23 points he'll be level 35
35/4 = almost 9

203.424242 - 9 = 194.42424242...

Eitehr way he has to make up 192 to 194 damage with suffixes and prefixes from armour etc such as assassin and deadly. This is highly inprobable, leading this to most likely be a lie.

Hope you kept up with that

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05-29-2008 12:09

Knightroad
Viking

Registration Date: 02-15-2008
Posts: 724
Location: Uranus, or evans if ur busy

dude .. this is a 23 point player Wink

lol .. wont even be able to hit 100 crit yet Wink

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05-29-2008 12:18

Artoir.
Avenger

Registration Date: 02-24-2008
Posts: 1,111
Location: Ireland
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: V13

My word, very well worked out grim Smile

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05-29-2008 12:19

GrimTale
Double Ace

Registration Date: 12-03-2007
Posts: 126
Location: England
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: S.H

Thanks, it was more or less clear to be a lie anyway, but i was bored so thought i'd prove it

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05-29-2008 12:59

Cthulhu
Viking

Registration Date: 11-29-2007
Posts: 726
Location: UK
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: HL

quote:

Hope you kept up with that

lol - Grim that is some scary instant maths - but nicely done. Wink

As for the young Salamulion;
a) He might have meant "80" instead of "800" - which is feasable at his level, but would have to be a good crit-hit with that weapon!

b) I fear he may get some un-warranted attention from a boast like that if he's not careful.

c) We could have all just donated him some lovely amounts of cash if the link Mlarinon posted was his vassal link!! Big Grin

(though I doubt it was)

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05-29-2008 13:08

Kalessin
Full Member

Registration Date: 04-29-2008
Posts: 68
Location: UK
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: Source

Well I wanted to test my strength against this mighty warrior so I just attacked him. He's got a throwing knife of vengeance, but with his stats I doubt he'll have many quaking in their boots Smile

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05-29-2008 16:37

jamess36362
Viking

Registration Date: 03-16-2008
Posts: 546

wow that was well close, luckily i managed to dodge his 800 crits other wise i may have lost, pheww i spose i am lucky Smile

http://r1.bloodwars.net/showmsg.php?mid=...&key=657f4d3b00

05-29-2008 17:17

nhanho25
Member

Registration Date: 04-22-2008
Posts: 41
Location: VIETNAM MAN!!!
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
nice one, oh man, I can Laugh all day, Big Grin

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05-29-2008 17:35

fool
Lord

Registration Date: 02-14-2008
Posts: 380
Race in game: Beastmaster
Clan: boot camp

well he did say short bow

05-29-2008 19:16

Nemazis
Lord

Registration Date: 04-10-2008
Posts: 354
Location: England, London
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Badger

Wow... you think you see everything until to see something like this, this is BEYOND wild, i'm gonna attack him and HOPE he gets a 800 crit XD

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05-30-2008 08:18

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

LOL - i have a feeling that Salamulion is on most peeps hit list now - ha ha ha ha ha Big Grin

05-30-2008 11:29

little_angel
Member

Registration Date: 04-19-2008
Posts: 28
Location: Somewhere on this planet
Race in game: Cultist

800 crits is something we all dream of isnt it? Wink

Ive hit 126 before but no where near 800 Big Grin

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05-30-2008 11:47

tatiana
Member

Registration Date: 05-01-2008
Posts: 44
Location: Canada
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: BoS/V13

http://r1.bloodwars.net/showmsg.php?mid=...&key=9e8a70f096

lmao.. that was funny Big Grin

he don't even have blood Frown

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05-30-2008 14:48

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

mmmmmm... still no crit hit from SALAMULION Big Grin

05-30-2008 14:51

PureDoom01
Lord

Registration Date: 04-02-2008
Posts: 310
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: The Source

hey knight it's not all about points my brothers a 18 pointer and he hits 480 damage with crits :p if you want proof there links in my signiture?

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05-30-2008 15:11

Aidensixx
Lord

Registration Date: 02-22-2008
Posts: 376
Location: UK
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: BoS

but doom wat were saying tht its impossible to be his level and hit 800 off a ranged weapon
not points
and um yeah the link in your signature is about 2 handed melee which has damage increased by strength and items
also 2 handed melee crits are multiplied by 4 so its gonna do more damage

05-30-2008 15:18

diochawolper
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Registration Date: 06-14-2007
Posts: 78
Race in game: Absorber

also i managed to dodge his crits:
Total pwnage lol

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05-30-2008 20:16

liamb1992
Lord

Registration Date: 01-01-2008
Posts: 465
Location: U.K.
Race in game: Thoughtcatcher
Clan: Source

dead link

05-30-2008 20:18

diochawolper
Forum Ace

Registration Date: 06-14-2007
Posts: 78
Race in game: Absorber

not anymore

05-30-2008 20:18

liamb1992
Lord

Registration Date: 01-01-2008
Posts: 465
Location: U.K.
Race in game: Thoughtcatcher
Clan: Source

this has all gained him a bit of unwanted attention Wink

Far from scaring off attackers, he's attracting them Big Grin

05-30-2008 20:25

nhanho25
Member

Registration Date: 04-22-2008
Posts: 41
Location: VIETNAM MAN!!!
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source

good point and a funny one, but thats the way he likes it, I know my friend sule and he does act like this Wink

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05-30-2008 20:57

bobalob57
Viking

Registration Date: 12-16-2007
Posts: 505
Location: uk, cheshire
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: NIGHT

one more point, has anyone else noticed that the person he hit his crit on doesnt actually exist?
pretty amazing that, hitting 800 on a imaginary vampire

05-30-2008 21:45

Tony_Wiseman
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-26-2008
Posts: 21
Location: Essex (UK)
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: [SOD]

LOL - nice observation Cool

05-30-2008 22:23

God_Like_Friend
Lord

Registration Date: 03-31-2008
Posts: 489
Location: England
Clan: BoS

OMG this happened to me...

Salamulion strikes critically with Throwing knife of Vengeance (+2), NoOb_GoD takes 823 damage.
Killed me in 1 hit, I won't be ambushing him again.

Hehe Tongue

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06-02-2008 20:09

wristcutter1
Junior Member

Registration Date: 05-25-2008
Posts: 10
Location: Wales
Clan: LosT LOR

noob_god are you serious!

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06-02-2008 20:37

Knightroad
Viking

Registration Date: 02-15-2008
Posts: 724
Location: Uranus, or evans if ur busy

lolol.. have you seen the updated profile? .. i couldent stop .. ouch me ribs hahahahahahahaha .. ouch Big Grin

http://r1.bloodwars.net/showmsg.php?a=profile&uid=25888

hahahaha .. my ribs ... help me Big Grin

lol

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06-02-2008 20:57

Cthulhu
Viking

Registration Date: 11-29-2007
Posts: 726
Location: UK
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: HL

LoL - aw dude, that is not funny (yet the tears are still streaming down my face Evil

).
I propose an amnesty on the poor lad, I think he may have learned a tough lesson, for at least a week. Tongue

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