Pops
moderator...apparently
Registration Date: 10-22-2008
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Location: england
Race in game: Absorber
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how do you fit a baby into a bucket
blender.
how do you fit a nursery into a bucket?
bigger blender.
how do you get them back out again?
doritos.
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smierc
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Registration Date: 10-24-2009
Posts: 130
Location: Ely
Race in game: Absorber
Clan: Source
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femtex - a hormone based explosive that becomes incredibly unstable once a month.
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smierc
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Registration Date: 10-24-2009
Posts: 130
Location: Ely
Race in game: Absorber
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why did the man cross the road? Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken.
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Ba_al
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Registration Date: 08-05-2008
Posts: 618
Location: Ireland :bulmers cider factory
Race in game: Cultist
Clan: DB
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Three Guys
Three guys were driving in a car when it broke down. One was Irish, one Itlian, and one Polish.
When there car broke down they walked to the nearest house. It was raining so they asked if they could stay the night.
The farmer said yes as long as they didn't touch his daughter.
So that night, the farmers hot daughter invited the Irish guy to her room, but to get to her room they had to walk past the farmers room where his cat slept in the doorway.
The Irish guy goes over and the floor squeeks, the farmer wakes up and says "What was that?"
The irish guy quickly went "meeeeoowww".The farmer went back to sleep and Irish guy went to the girls room and they had [toast].
Next she wanted the Italian guy, so he went over and the same thing happened, the floor squeeked, farmer wakes up, "meeeowww", farmer goes back to sleep.
Finally the Polish guy goes over, and the floor squeeks, the farmer asks agiain "What was that?",
The Polish guy responds, "Its me the cat!"
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underworld: Ba_alzamon
I have a rich caramel filling
Founding father and former leader of ENDBRINGERS
DraGan 15:51 -> the time is never important, only the destination , thats how bal rolls
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alyat
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Registration Date: 12-22-2010
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Race in game: Thoughtcatcher
Clan: DB
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"
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Indica
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Registration Date: 12-24-2012
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A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?" "No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun."
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Cheese!!!!!!!!! :D
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Registration Date: 12-07-2009
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These aren't ones I came up with myself but still alright:
Why did the sperm cross the road?
- Because I wore the wrong socks. :/ *BA DUM TSS*
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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?
- He farts. *BA DUM TSS*
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