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from films, games, anything. serious or funny. ill start off with a quote from COD4: when you remove the pin, mr grenade is not our friend
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"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush
Soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen, and Coastmen -- Coast Guardmen, thanks for coming, thanks for wearing the uniform." --George W. Bush
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"There he goes, one of gods own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some time, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live...too rare to die"
Johnny Depp - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas 
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how about the more famus
"im here to kick ass and chew buble gum...but im all out of gum"
(i beleave that was first in they live??)
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Groucho wasn't famous enough for you!! 
Thanks Nouveau, classic.
How about these:-
I can't be sure that it's all been worth while. (said on his death bed)
I told you I was ill. (on his headstone)
- Spike Milligan
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known - no wonder then, that I return the love.
- Soren Kierkegaard
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- Woody Allen
What you reading for?
- Bill Hicks
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NouveauNosferatu
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A bit of George Carlin tonight:
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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minshres
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Originally posted by Cthulhu
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright
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lol does it have any meaning hidden on it?
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NouveauNosferatu
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Groucho wasn't famous enough for you!!
Thanks Nouveau, classic.
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The youth of today mate.
A bit of a philosophical one for now:
"Which is it, is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's?"- Freidrich Nietzsche
One for Cthulhu, a Bill Hicks special:
"The holiness of creating is my joy. Being in the moment- time and space are negated and we know our true self- eternal, joyous and free. There is only love. The feeling comes from any type of creation- writing, speaking, performing, playing guitar, sitting quietly and relaxing. I live for this. This is life
This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by NouveauNosferatu: 01-14-2009 15:41.
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Hm...well i'm an old school type of guy so i gues the qutes i love from movies would be: "I'll Be Back" and "Hasta La Vista Baby" LOOOVVVVVEEEE T2
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Originally posted by NouveauNosferatu
One for Cthulhu, a Bill Hicks special:
"The holiness of creating is my joy. Being in the moment- time and space are negated and we know our true self- eternal, joyous and free. There is only love. The feeling comes from any type of creation- writing, speaking, performing, playing guitar, sitting quietly and relaxing. I live for this. This is life |
Hicks was the ultimate stand-up, & a great philosospher to boot!
Some of his best quotes:-
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f*****g mouth."
“Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.”
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the f*****g effort. That is a difference.”
“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty f*****g cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?”
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.” - my fave.
Don't like Hicks... how about some of his best mate Sam Kinison:-
"There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out."
"Jesus had a tough life. I've read all about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f**k out of everybody! He's the only guy that ever crawled out of a grave where people didn't go, 'Oh -- ooohhh!!! I just saw some f****r crawl out of his grave!"
"I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life."
Or if you can't handle Kinison.... how about Denis Leary:-
"It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these f*****g things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up!"
"We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks."
"I'm a little hyped up tonight. I smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show. AHHH! I'm only kidding, folks. I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass."
And just for Minshres, some more Stephen Wright (there's no hidden meaning, he's just very funny!) :-
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"How young can you die of old age?"
"I invented the cordless extension cord."
"I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side."
I dare you not to laugh!
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Originally posted by Cthulhu
Or if you can't handle Kinison.... how about Denis Leary:-
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No! Not Denis Leary, thief!!
To quote Bill Hicks when asked why him and Leary had such similar comedic content:
"I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."
Leary's success only came through Hicks' death.
(And this is on topic, as i used another quote, one i like :-D )
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Cthulhu
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minshres
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Originally posted by NouveauNosferatu
One for Cthulhu, a Bill Hicks special:
"The holiness of creating is my joy. Being in the moment- time and space are negated and we know our true self- eternal, joyous and free. There is only love. The feeling comes from any type of creation- writing, speaking, performing, playing guitar, sitting quietly and relaxing. I live for this. This is life |
Hicks was the ultimate stand-up, & a great philosospher to boot!
Some of his best quotes:-
"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f*****g mouth."
“Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.”
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the f*****g effort. That is a difference.”
“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty f*****g cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?”
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.” - my fave.
Don't like Hicks... how about some of his best mate Sam Kinison:-
"There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out."
"Jesus had a tough life. I've read all about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the f**k out of everybody! He's the only guy that ever crawled out of a grave where people didn't go, 'Oh -- ooohhh!!! I just saw some f****r crawl out of his grave!"
"I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life."
Or if you can't handle Kinison.... how about Denis Leary:-
"It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these f*****g things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up!"
"We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks."
"I'm a little hyped up tonight. I smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show. AHHH! I'm only kidding, folks. I would never do crack. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass."
And just for Minshres, some more Stephen Wright (there's no hidden meaning, he's just very funny!) :-
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"How young can you die of old age?"
"I invented the cordless extension cord."
"I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side."
I dare you not to laugh!
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lol thks.. hahaha.. nice one.. dam post a you tube link of this person's stand up, if there is any. i m interested
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Oscar Wilde:
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
and my most favorite:
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I can resist anything but temptation.
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Cthulhu
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nemoralis
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these aren't really profound or deep and meaningful in anyway but they always make me laugh:
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing" Homer Simpson (thats on a poster on a wall)
"Me fail English, that's unpossible" Ralph Wiggum.
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minshres
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Hayz_M
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You Sir are drunk ...
& you madam are ugly but I shall be sober in the morning :Winston Churchill
Lasher stole the I'll be ba-ack .. thats classic xD it also made me giggle in Californian Caveman
I like this one too
Lost Boys:
Sam: [about Star] It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?
[Star floats up]
Sam: She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
Sam: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, s**t-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!
Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!
[the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]
Edgar Frog: Christ!
Sam: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!
Sam: Why are you bleeding Mike??
Michael: Nanook....
Sam: WHAT ABOUT NANOOK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DOG YOU A**HOLE!! << classic line lmao
gotta love The Lost Boys <3
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Lestat666
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omfg sum o des reli man me LOL. literall, my roomate finks im nuts... kk so i am big deal.
onli 1 dat comes 2 mind:
"Everything in my factory is eatiable, including me. But that would be considered cannabilsim and that's frowned upon in some countries" or sumfing lik dat. johnny depp in 'charlie an the chocolate factory'
sum others:
'For once in my life, I'd like to be really set free. Let me be me.' -KoRN, BBK.
'So can you tell me what exactly does freedom mean, if I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?' Disturbed, Divide.
'I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned.' ... im gunna let u ppl guess dat 1...hehe. an i do actually believe in karma.
ur lucky i dont have the quotionary...lol.
an c i can type out my words... i just don't lik 2...lol.
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Igor
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"Heavy iz good, heavy iz reliable, if it doez not verk,
you kan always hit him with it."
Boris the Blade
*Snatch*
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Cthulhu
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Some of my fave film quotes:-
(Whilst shoving Cristini's head out of the high speed moving car onto the road) "Free shave tonight" - Dobermann
(said in strong Mexican accent)"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles
Reservoir Dogs -
Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says f**king sh*t after that. You might get some bitch talk sh*t to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f**k up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f**k around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
"They mostly come at night. Mostly." - Aliens
From 40yr old virgin -
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
The most singular song quote that always says what it means:-
"F**k you, I won't do what you tell me!" - RAGM
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Hayz_M
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Cthu xD lmao 40 year old virgin what a film
XD gotta love it ...
Superbad:
Fogell: I got a boner! << that made me lol so much
& this was amazing xD
Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the F**K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f**king book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb f**king name!
Fogell: F**k you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f**king strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F**KING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!
Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your p**is? (not sure if that counts as a warning so I blotted it out anyways
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Mindy: Look, kay? He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out.
Officer Slater: So, how how, how...
Officer Michaels: Say when, height wise...
Officer Slater: I'm gonna start up here.
Officer Michaels: I'm gonna start from the buttom...
Mindy: Whatever 5'10 is, he was 5'10.
Officer Slater: E-ethnicly, I mean, did, what, uhhm. I mean, wa-was he, like u-us or...
Mindy: A woman? A female, is that what you're asking?
Officer Slater: No, I would say...
Officer Michaels: Was he...
Officer Slater: Was he African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was American. And he was like you. He looked just like you.
Officer Michaels: He was Jewish! An odd crime for a Jew to commit. Ok, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie...
Mindy: No. You don't. No, that's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?
Officer Michaels: No, I look like a cop.
Mindy: He was caucasian.
Officer Michaels: Caucasian...
Officer Slater: Oh...
Mindy: Kinda looked like Eminem.
Officer Michaels: Ah, an M&M...
Officer Slater: M&M, so he was like circular...
Mindy: Marshall Mathers. Eminem, the rapper, Eminem.
Officer Michaels: He looked like this? I'm a amateur.
Officer Slater: 'Cause that kinda looks like an M&M.
Officer Michaels: Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap?
theres loads of them that made me LOL .. cant be asked to write them all though O.O
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i'm not the messiah now F**K OFF
from life of brian. must be one of the all time great quotes lol.
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Pops
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lol cant believe no-one mentioned red dwarf.......
cat: lets drop the defensive shields!
kryten: a supperlative suggestion with just 2 minor drawbacks. 1) we dont have any defensive shields and 2) we dont have any defensive shields. now i realsise that this is only one flaw but i thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice
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lol cant believe no-one mentioned red dwarf.......
cat: lets drop the defensive shields!
kryten: a supperlative suggestion with just 2 minor drawbacks. 1) we dont have any defensive shields and 2) we dont have any defensive shields. now i realsise that this is only one flaw but i thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice |
DWAAAAARRRFFFFF!
Marilyn Monroe: Hi sugar, how about some ooobi doobi do?
Cat: How about some oobi doobi DON'T!
Cat: How'm I looking? (checks mirror) Looking good.
(turns from mirror, walks one step)
How'm I looking now? (checks mirror again) Looking real good.
Cat: There's one thing you should know. Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!
Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody, Dave.
Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Todhunter?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Selby?
Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister: Not Chen?
Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly: [Beat] I should've never let him out in the first place...
And the all time Lister classic:-
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
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Registration Date: 10-22-2008
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And the all time Lister classic:-
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
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toaster: so your a waffle man. lol
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"DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!"
come on... if anything you are gunna push the red button out of curiosity coz i know i would... haha ask me not to do something and i will probably do it aways....
i just think its a class line!! coz it always gets pushed anyways!
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The contract has expired - former moderator.
Registration Date: 07-05-2007
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We missed the most favorite quote from BW:
Peace and quiet, what a boring journey.
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Artoir.
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Registration Date: 02-24-2008
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Originally posted by oh_teh_noes
'were sinking!'
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Lmao I doubt many people got this one
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Ba_al
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Registration Date: 08-05-2008
Posts: 618
Location: Ireland :bulmers cider factory
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Originally posted by AudatiousTitan
"There he goes, one of gods own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some time, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live...too rare to die"
Johnny Depp - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
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Fear and loathing is my all time favorite film..bloody brilliant
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I have a rich caramel filling
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DraGan 15:51 -> the time is never important, only the destination , thats how bal rolls
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Yea its clas, cant believe i mis-quoted it lol
And im away to slap myself for forgetting about red dwarf...then il watch it 
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