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Creed Diskenth
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03-03-2007 19:25 |
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Aine_Scathach
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
The lady asked, "What's that?"
"A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.
"You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." :twisted:
The pharmacist fainted.
__________________ Your pain is my pleasure
Your death my life
In a cold dark place
Your neck my knife
In dark Abyss I await you...
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03-03-2007 19:51 |
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Trafik
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03-03-2007 21:27 |
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DrGreenthumb
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Location: Pszczyna, PL Race in game: Beastmaster Clan: [..l..]
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03-03-2007 21:50 |
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Djeronimo
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03-03-2007 22:02 |
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jasszczur
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03-03-2007 22:39 |
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Artmar
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03-03-2007 23:17 |
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jasszczur
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you got scared by this? rofl
that is the greatest thing of it's kind
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03-03-2007 23:41 |
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Creed Diskenth
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03-03-2007 23:42 |
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Artmar
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you got scared by this? rofl
that is the greatest thing of it's kind |
Scared? Not at all, mainly shocked, cose I opened it, pushed play and forgot about it... And when I looked again at my screen it was shakin' so I was scared that my monitor is broken
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03-04-2007 00:11 |
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jasszczur
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rofl
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drgreenthumb: when i first played it with headphones on it was a painful experience when this guy screamed
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03-04-2007 06:04 |
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laaska
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03-04-2007 15:07 |
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MikiOne
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03-05-2007 07:54 |
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filthy
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03-05-2007 12:50 |
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Carloz
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Registration Date: 03-01-2007
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Location: PL Race in game: Cultist Clan: Konoha
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03-05-2007 17:42 |
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Artmar
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Location: Cracow
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Terminator III (special version...?
) :HERE
Zlad!!! :HERE
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03-05-2007 18:47 |
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Djeronimo
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Cool and funny Video, not that scary
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03-08-2007 09:12 |
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Creed Diskenth
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Registration Date: 03-01-2007
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Location: Brussels
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03-08-2007 17:45 |
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R3PL1G4T0R_5TH
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Registration Date: 03-09-2007
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Location: Manchester, England
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The funniest thing i have seen today so far (it is actually only 9am) is right here on this forum lol.
You have what agility
That's funny
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03-09-2007 08:59 |
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Chrupencjusz
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03-18-2007 20:10 |
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Trafik
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03-20-2007 20:26 |
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Artmar
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03-21-2007 20:33 |
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R3PL1G4T0R_5TH
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Location: Manchester, England
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Funniest thing i ever saw
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03-23-2007 01:04 |
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Trafik
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03-23-2007 12:34 |
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PapacyOFEvil
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Registration Date: 05-07-2007
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Location: Birmingham United Kingdom Race in game: Absorber Clan: COTU
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Over the Last 12 Month Inter Office Emails have Taught Me |
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Over the last 12 months you have taught me ....
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.....
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with him for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.
And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the £5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
By the way.... A South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
__________________ "We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst."
This week I am mostly being Ambushed
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10-25-2007 15:06 |
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PapacyOFEvil
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Registration Date: 05-07-2007
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Location: Birmingham United Kingdom Race in game: Absorber Clan: COTU
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RE: Over the Last 12 Month Inter Office Emails have Taught Me |
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A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?"
The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!"
The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me."
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?"
The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!"
The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again."
The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!"
The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife!"
__________________ "We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst."
This week I am mostly being Ambushed
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10-25-2007 15:27 |
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