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jake1234
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ok so last night i was sitting wondering about this i tought is there a way with out the use of utencils such as a knife and junk to eat a banana with out it seeming sexual
right don't freak out but think about it banana's have got to gods joke cause no matter what their gonna like like a penis correct and so i figure that no matter whos eating it gonna look so weird well lets be frank here( you can be john and you can be mary hahaha joke) it's going to look like the naughty you all know what i mean.
there's two ways you can eat one either a bit at a time or if your a pig cram it all in a once either way it just doesn't look right
so my question is how does anyone eat a banana without it looking sexual
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04-29-2009 11:58 |
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makavelli
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cut it up
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Beatrice_2
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i like break bits off with my fingers... haha but i must say..... i've never actually thought while eating a bananana that it would look like anything sexual or wrong haha lolll
you think to much haha and thats just made me LOL
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jake1234
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makavelli
with out using a knife thats what i said you muppet
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04-29-2009 12:57 |
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makavelli
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i can cut it with a karate chop u fraggle
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04-29-2009 13:00 |
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jake1234
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it's too squishey trust me i tried but what you could do is grow a nail really long and use that to cut the thing but it would look weird and you smell like a banana
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04-29-2009 13:04 |
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jake1234
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ok question why have you got jam on your foot
no no no scratch that why haven't i got jam on mime hummmmmmmmm
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04-29-2009 13:08 |
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jake1234
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Beatrice_2
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Originally posted by DemonDude2
Bea, seriusly? Who doesnt associate bananas with the 'bing' (sory to use your word jake
) Or is just us irish ppl? lol
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you guys are seriously weird ITS A PIECE OF FRUIT .... lol.... not something else
hehehe
lol and nope... unless its actually brought up in a silly conversation i don't even think about it
haha
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Beatrice_2
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hahahahahaha DD i love you
haha and noooo
come in the irc
\0/ haha
love B xxx
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Nemazis
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Originally posted by DemonDude2
The sweat cakes, coconuts, apples, bonbons, Chestnuts ... u o what i mean? BOOBS!! lol |
Oh wow... boobs XD
Anyway, it's pretty damn hard not to asscioate a banana (fruit) with a man banana (DING-A-LING!) but most people i see nowadays (girls and guys) usually break it with their hand and basically eat chunks at a time. I know if i was around and they ate it normally, i would do something SO stupid they'd basically choke on the banana (basically deep-throating it)
Heh... i've gotta try that now XD
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04-29-2009 18:08 |
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Beatrice_2
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hahahahahahaha lamow
what the hell DD hahaha
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Raserei
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excuse me, i need to go the grocery store. i'm missing out once again.
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04-29-2009 18:14 |
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Nemazis
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Originally posted by Pleb
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Originally posted by DemonDude2
hahaha, Lets only hope .. but as ive come to see, he may go for octopus (or cthulhu
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LOL run cthulhu runnn!!! |
Hey, i'm actually scared of cthulhu and his octopus limbs... the reason i'm scared is EXACTLY what you guys are saying XD
And i think THIS says it all DD about the fight with medusa XD
"Medusa attacks with its tentacles, DemonDude (*) takes 148 damage.
Medusa attacks with its tentacles, DemonDude (*) takes 139 damage.
Medusa attacks with its tentacles, DeathJam dodges the strike."
You took them "Strikes" on purpose XD I wasn't having any of that XD
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Originally posted by Nemazis
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Originally posted by DemonDude2
Oh wow... boobs XD
Anyway, it's pretty damn hard not to asscioate a banana (fruit) with a man banana (DING-A-LING!) but most people i see nowadays (girls and guys) usually break it with their hand and basically eat chunks at a time. I know if i was around and they ate it normally, i would do something SO stupid they'd basically choke on the banana (basically deep-throating it)
Heh... i've gotta try that now XD |
Deep throating a bananna???
I nu u bent that way! You enjoyed that fight with medusa!! ADMIT IT!
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I meant scaring someone into deep-throating a banana >_<
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This post has been edited 5 time(s), it was last edited by Nemazis: 04-29-2009 19:29.
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04-29-2009 19:23 |
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Kalessin
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Originally posted by jake1234
so my question is how does anyone eat a banana without it looking sexual |
Ummm... not be a teenager? Or, if you ARE no longer a teenager, then get laid
Honestly, you shouldn't be going through life seeing everything vaguely phallic as a penis, unless its being obviously deepthroated thats not a sexy thing
lol its like that Metalocalypse episode where Murderface reveals he won't eat anything phallic... and is later found licking a hotdog in a cupboard
Nemazis - you SHOULD be afraid
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Originally posted by Nemazis
Hey, i'm actually scared of cthulhu and his octopus limbs... the reason i'm scared is EXACTLY what you guys are saying XD |
Muuhahahahahaha!
In the dark of night, as you close your eyes to go to sleep, imagine my clammy, cold tentacles feeling their way across your throat. Tasty.
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Nemazis
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Originally posted by Cthulhu
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Originally posted by Nemazis
Hey, i'm actually scared of cthulhu and his octopus limbs... the reason i'm scared is EXACTLY what you guys are saying XD |
Muuhahahahahaha!
In the dark of night, as you close your eyes to go to sleep, imagine my clammy, cold tentacles feeling their way across your throat. Tasty. |
I'm actually more afraid of those tentacles going other places... >_<
And kalssein, i'm a teen (well 16, so kinda shows why everything i see looks like a man banana)
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Artoir.
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Raserei, offensive posts are not tolerated on this forum, especially those that are directed at people.
I know you're new, but next time its a warning.
And can everyone please try and keep their posts clean..
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For the record, I think Kalessin is right; if you are concerned about eating a phallic shaped fruit, then how to eat it is the least of your worries
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Nemazis
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Artoir, trying to talk clean in a thread about phallic shaped objects is almost impossible. You might aswell tell a 4 year old to not be hyper while your at it -.-
And artoir has a point, it's a phallic shaped object, they go places... just gotta make sure you ain't eating one that's went somewhere...
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Artoir.
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Well if you can't keep it clean it'll be closed.
Edit: Change that sig..
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Nemazis
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Ok then, i'll stop posting altogether, that'll clean up a few posts. Might aswell edit every single post i've done but i'm too lazy to do that, and that's not really your job anyway...
Also, changed.
EDIT: Urge to post after raserei... INCREASING! DAMMIT I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER!!! *explodes*
EDIT V2: Well i'm holding up my promise, i'm not posting, i'm editting, BUT WITH REPLIES! *dun da dunnnnNNNNNnnnNnN*
Anyway, raserei, you did nothing, except post, i liek to post :3
And pleb, NOTHING, WENT NOWHERE! YOU SAW NOTHING! *walk away with banana between cheeks*
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This post has been edited 3 time(s), it was last edited by Nemazis: 04-30-2009 19:24.
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Raserei
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Artoir, pleaes edit your post.
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04-30-2009 01:29 |
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Raserei
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Originally posted by Nemazis
Also, changed.
EDIT: Urge to post after raserei... INCREASING! DAMMIT I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER!!! *explodes* |
What did I do now?
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Raserei
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Originally posted by DemonDude2
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Originally posted by Artoir.
Raserei, offensive posts are not tolerated on this forum, especially those that are directed at people.
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The only post i see on this page which could be viewed as offensive is the grocery store one.. and it isnt offensive at all ? And none seem to be edited? lol (only asking kus in case im the one being offended) .. or am i just blind?
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No point raserei, Nemazis cant post no more as he just Cant keep it clean (its like telling a english builder to do a good job
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Ahh I made an "offensive" comment about ehhhh errr well for fear of offending anyone I'll just not say it again LOL. It was tasteless. But funny.
I edited it out so it wouldn't be left up for anyone to get offended and asked Artoir to edit his post since he quoted what I said. Since it was edited out nobody, except mods, can still see it.
Ohhh ok
Good to know I'm not the only one. I don't mean anything by it, I'm just a big goof.
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04-30-2009 19:43 |
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Raserei
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It's FRIDAY woohooo bananas for everyone!!!
Artoir, I bought one just for you hun
go ahead...eat it!
LOL
Just had to wake everyone up, seems slow in here today
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Nemazis
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Screw it, i won't not post, i'm BOARD!!!
And raserei, i think your gonna end up getting a warning for multi posting... not that ANYONE BUT THE MODS care about multi posting >_<
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05-01-2009 19:12 |
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Raserei
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Dang if I get in trouble for multiposting from that I wont post again! The first was yesterday and then that latest one from today, advertising bananas for everyone. *pouts* I was only adding something new and meaningful to the existing thread.
Don't make me take my banana and...umm....uhhh...oh nvm.
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05-01-2009 19:42 |
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Nemazis
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Don't worry, if anyone warns you, i'll wave my walking stick at them and start ranting about how "Back in the day there was only 150 pokeymanz but then they made mewtwo and i went 'WHOA THAT'S WEIRD' and everyone freaked out and oh god i pissed myself"
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