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LightKnight
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Chuck Norris Saw A Legendary Perfect Sniper + 5 And Outbidded The Highest Bidder Who Bidded 15 SS Outbidded Him With 1 Bs
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Pops
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the reason wendigo has its fur stood on end is because it just watched chuck norris own anubis with a roundhouse
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Ba_al
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Chuck Norris killed a black dragon and was given his Anubis badge
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DraGan 15:51 -> the time is never important, only the destination , thats how bal rolls
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jake1234
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chuck norris was once beaten by a pirate
this was simply a rumor started to attract more pirates
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Pops
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when chuck norris hits you, your character doesnt respawn in the forge of seven souls it just stays dead
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Miitchell1992
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Artoir.
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Em, had you read the thread you would realise this was for BW related Chuck Norris jokes, not a list you got from Google..
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Chuck Norris scares the RnG so much that the RnG will never give him wrong expo monster
Chuck Norris finds items on quests in Z5 which you need to be in Z2 at least to find
Chuck Norris wiped out whole top 50 on Underworld with a roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris dosen't need bullet-proof prefixes as he already is bullet-proof
Sorry if any been before, just wanted to join in
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Vanargand
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if the RNG tries to screw over Chuck Norris he instantly gets 20 Soulstones
When Chuck Norris kills you in-game you die in real life
White Dragons were created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Red Dragon where it got so scared its scales turned white
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08-16-2009 12:31 |
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KratosGod_Of_War
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lol you guys are freeking me out with all this chuck norris rubbish 
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VomitorY
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Legend says,that if you find a secret prefixed item with the suffix "punishment",you will become Chuck Norris.
LOL let's start this up again xD
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blackcat
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chuck norris is so hard that xr12 bullets bounced off him and xr12 was slain on the battlefield
the lord of darkness is so afraid of chuck norris that he gets a ss every day
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archimage on underworld riddler on necro
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VomitorY
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Number of expo mobs at a location is just a required sacrifice from the lord of darkness to Chuck Norris.
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warlock619
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Remus and Romulus were once a single mob, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in half..
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demonfury v2
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mr T does not pitty the fool, chuck norris wont let him
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demonfury v2
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so, its related to chuck norris, thats good enough for me
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VomitorY
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Legendary items once belonged to chuck norris before he discovered the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris junked all good AK at necropolis because he found many cheap perfect 2h/1h gun.
after he bought it then he fired at ambush and no one slain..
he mumbling in the corner and said "this gun is fake ! thats why it cheap."
*tbh I never watch chuck norris movie till finish.
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mortanius
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Chuck Norris decided to fight alone
Hey He doesn't need anyone else to help him out.
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Malle8398
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Legend says that if you glaze at Chuck Norris manhood he will take yours as punishment
and the Legend also says if you try to touch im when hes not looking he will take your first born child and use his/her skin as wallpaper in his gaming room 
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VomitorY
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Chuck Norris has made the devs implement act 3
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demonfury v2
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chuck norris has multi accounts, sezjez is to fearful to ban him
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warlock619
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in 'auctions', he simply takes an item if he likes it
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01-21-2011 22:07 |
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VomitorY
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Chuck norris has a radiating xxx of suicide,and they have a meaning.
Radiating - The look in his eyes when he is looking at you with the desire to kill.
Suicide - What you do before he stops looking.
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01-21-2011 22:44 |
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Chuck Norris don't have to bid on items he wants ,he'll just get it
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