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Artoir.
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Chuck Norris plays BW you know |
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Awfully bored
Chuck Norris got his Light Dagger of Suicide to Perfect (+5) without Ritual. Twice.
Chuck Norris soloed Anubis at level 47, with his Bare Hands.
Chuck Norris got his White Dragon Badge, 3 minutes before the server started.
Chuck Norris can beat Cezars with a club. Just one.
Chuck Norris has a 3rd Thunderfist in his chin.
Chuck Norris has his brothel at level 78, there's never enough women to satisfy Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris forgot to change out of his rep gear doing St. Benedict's siege. He won the siege. In one round. On his own.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Police Station. Chuck Norris is The Law.
Sushi pays Chuck Norris 1million people every time he upgrades his Employment Agency.
Chuck Norris can merge a Titanium ring of Youth, from a bracelet of Authority and a Signet of Strength.
182,000 Vampires die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Chuck Norris can solo a black dragon with just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard. (Natedogg)
There are no expedition monsters, only creatures Chuck Norris has left alive (Natedogg)
Contrary to popular belief, Bloodwars is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. (Natedogg)
Chuck cannot bookmark BloodWars, his computer doesn't have a control button (he is always in control (GodLikeFriend)
chuck norris is rumoured to have a personal vendetta against RNG. looks like he finally met his match..... (popeye)
Chuck Norris is so tough, Medusa chose to commit suicide rather than fight him (popeye)
The Hydra doesn't attack in the first round against Chuck Norris. (Hamstergod)
Chuck Norris never looses blood, ever. (Hamstergod)
Chuck Norris is the Lord of Darkness. (Hamstergod)
There are no dragons, just lizards Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked into different shades. (Hamstergod)
Before he goes on a quest, Chuck Norris asks for what he wants; and gets it.
(GodLikeFriend)
Some say, Chuck Norris owns a Perfect elvish Hard hat, and during the trek to the corner shop found an Insidious Animal Signet of Levitation. (oh_teh_noes)
Some say Chuck Norris is the unknown power that makes X unable to attack. (oh_teh_noes)
Chuck Norris is the one who forces the server to back up finish before 4:30 AM (oh_teh_noes)
Some say he forged Szeszej's wrought iron banhammer using not a hammer and anvil, but his sheer self-importance and a can of Campbells soup. (oh_teh_noes)
According to old dryad legend, Chuck broke down a mergestone to create two lifestones and a soulstone. (oh_teh_noes)
Chuck norris is currently the only player to be in Act the third. (oh_teh_noes)
Apparently, CN won blood wars. Thats it, thats the end. Hope you enjoyed the game guys!!! (oh_teh_noes)
Some say he invented a breakfast cereal using nothing but spare mana and banned user-accounts. (oh_teh_noes)
Chuck Norris allegedly sold his soul to the developers, in order to become the final secret expedition boss. (oh_teh_noes)
Chuck Norris is the clan with most points. (Hamstergod)
Chuck Norris automatically overtakes squares he wants. (Hamstergod)
Chuck Norris has a legendary beard. (Hamstergod)
Chuck Norris has toughness so high that DIablo's bullets bounce off him (Raxis)
Chuck Norris looked at the hydras left head and the other 2 died (Demondude)
Ritual of Sacrifice is a metaphor for 'Please Chuck Norris, could you upgrade this item?' (Diablo)
Chuck Norris destroys your square when he attack you. (Diablo)
If you try to name your son Chuck Norris you're instantly killed - in real life. (Diablo)
Only Chuck Norris can scream in the Screaming room. (Diablo)
Chuck Norris has his owns set. Set bonus: Roundhouse Kick = instant kill. (Diablo)
Chuck Norris Takes Out The Top 10 Clans In Underworld Without Breaking A Sweat (Lightknight)
Scorpid Venom is actually Chuck Norris' urine. (Raxis)
Chuck Norris IS the RNG because he can screw us all (Raxis)
chuck norris is the only BW player who can weild two maces.....at the same time (Sarahahahahah?)
(twin leg perfect Radiating Mace of Suicide (+5) and if he posted his highest crit the internet would crash) (Sarahahahahah?)
Post your own
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Chuck Norris can solo a black dragon with just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
There are no expeditions. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Contrary to popular belief, Bloodwars is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
This post has been edited 3 time(s), it was last edited by NateDogg: 05-29-2009 19:35.
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God_Like_Friend
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Chuck cannot bookmark BloodWars, his computer doesn't have a control button (he is always in control
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And btw Agresiel your signature needs an update, it's more than a year now
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Artoir.
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Pops
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chuck norris is so tough, medusa chose to commit suicide rather than fight him
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makavelli
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RE: Chuck Norris plays BW you know |
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Chuck is a stunt double for the chuckle brothers
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HamsterGod
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The Hydra doesn't attack in the first round against Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never looses blood, never
Chuck Norris is the Lord of Darkness
There are no dragons just lizards Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked into different shades.
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God_Like_Friend
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Before he goes on a quest, Chuck Norris asks for what he wants; and gets it.
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And btw Agresiel your signature needs an update, it's more than a year now
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05-29-2009 19:56 |
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Artoir.
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Makavelli they have to be BW related
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oh_teh_noes
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Some say, Chuck Norris owns a Perfect elvish Hard hat, and during the trek to the corner shop found an Insidious Animal Signet of Levitation.
Some say he invented a breakfast cereal using nothing but spare mana and banned user-accounts.
Chuck Norris allegedly sold his soul to the developers, in order to become the final secret expedition boss.
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Some say Chuck Norris is the unknown power that makes X unable to attack.
Some say Chuck Norris has an internal harddrive.
Chuck Norris is the one who forces the server to back up finish before 4:30 AM
And on the first day, Chuck Norris created God. And he saw that it was good. God proceeded to be Chucks maid, and created the skies and the earth on command.
Some say he forged Szeszej's wrought iron banhammer using not a hammer and anvil, but his sheer self-importance and a can of Campbells soup.
According to an unreliable source, in soviet russia, Chuck is beaten up by YOU! According to various other sources this proverb is as bent as a £9 note.
Chuck Norris fought the law, and the law lost.
According to old dryad legend, Chuck broke down a mergestone to create two lifestones and a soulstone.
Chuck norris is currently the only player to be in Act the third.
Apparently, CN won blood wars. Thats it, thats the end. Hope you enjoyed the game guys!!!
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Artoir.
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Originally posted by oh_teh_noes
Some say he invented a breakfast cereal using nothing but spare mana and banned user-accounts. |
Lol added
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Raxis
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Chuck Norris banned Szeszej :-) |
HAHAHA
Chuck Norris has toughness so high that DIablo's bullets bounce off him
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Pops
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chuck norris is rumoured to have a personal vendetta against RNG. looks like he finally met his match.....
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diablo
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Ritual of Sacrifice is a metaphor for 'Please Chuck Norris, could you upgrade this item?'
Chuck Norris destroys your square when he attack you.
If you try to name your son Chuck Norris you're instantly killed - in real life.
Only Chuck Norris can scream in the Screaming room.
Chuck Norris has his owns set. Set bonus: Roundhouse Kick = instant kill.
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Sarahahaha
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chuck norris is the only BW player who can weild two maces.....at the same time
(twin leg perfect Radiating Mace of Suicide (+5) and if he posted his highest crit the internet would crash)
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05-29-2009 22:56 |
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Artoir.
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Lol all up
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RinghamEnderol
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Chuck's Crits with Mace are so high SushiMaker thought it was high Christmas Bonus
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05-30-2009 00:13 |
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Sarahahaha
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chuck norris ws so irratated that artoir couldent gess sarah wasent smart enough to think that up and it was spawnraloom who posted on the wrong acount.....again (which she wouldent have it on auto log on arfter my one logs on :S )
...o yeah he was so irratated that he made the boared crash till art updates this the post with spawns name
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05-30-2009 00:23 |
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diablo
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Chuck Norris keeps his defence even when using suicide weapons.
Chuck Norris can use Shuriken of Vengeance and Hunter's tattoos at the same time.
Chuck Norris has all the tattoos.
The Hatchery is Chuck Norris' toilet.
Chuck Norris has zero luck and found all the best items.
Chuck Norris never failed a quest.
Chuck Norris has no premium but still has infinite attacks.
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Chuck Norris never spams, what he posts is more than important.
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05-30-2009 00:47 |
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Raxis
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Chuck Norris is his own bloodwars race, with Roundhouse kick arcana
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05-30-2009 02:10 |
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Cthulhu
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05-30-2009 08:43 |
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lilzo
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chuck norris found a baby by the brothel. taught him everything he knows. but szeszej didnt listen
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05-30-2009 11:30 |
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RinghamEnderol
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Some say Chuck Noris gets Punishment effect just from his beard
Chuck has never lost a seige because all of the enemy die when Chuck looks at them
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05-30-2009 14:40 |
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oh_teh_noes
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Registration Date: 12-15-2008
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took me a while:
Now this is a story of about how
I turned BloodWars upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the king of BloodWars!
In Realm 1 Moria, Born and raised
The merge lists are where I spent most of my days
Questing and Attacking, chillaxing all cool,
Shooting some golems, being generally cruel
When a couple of mods who were up to no good,
Started warning noobs when they never should,
I banned their accounts and szeszej got scared,
He said ‘spare my account, I’ll pay a small indefinite amount’
Artoir couldn’t take it, he warned my account,
But I’m Chuck Norris, the warnings would not surmount,
I spit-shined my Perfect Murderous Mace,
Slapped Arty upside of the face,
I hit so hard, I sent him to the beginning,
Reset his account, now I’ll be the one winning.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
It’s a taxi level 10, I saw with a cheer,
On this luck I wasn’t banking,
But I thought, ‘Now to the top of the rankings!’
I pulled up the rankings, about at 7 or 8
Beating top players, starting to desecrate,
When I crit hitted Cesarz, I was Top of hi-scores,
I sit on my throne, the King of BloodWars!
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05-30-2009 15:19 |
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LightKnight
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Hahah Thats Veryyy Good Lol
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05-30-2009 15:27 |
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Hayz_M
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loools omg thas class XD woop woop king of bloodwars..
I hear Chuck Norris created bloodwars (he gave sushi or whoever the idea
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05-30-2009 18:14 |
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darc
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There are no white dragons in the wasteland only black dragons that have seen chuck norris.
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05-30-2009 20:27 |
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Artoir.
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Originally posted by oh_teh_noes
took me a while:
Now this is a story of about how
I turned BloodWars upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the king of BloodWars!
In Realm 1 Moria, Born and raised
The merge lists are where I spent most of my days
Questing and Attacking, chillaxing all cool,
Shooting some golems, being generally cruel
When a couple of mods who were up to no good,
Started warning noobs when they never should,
I banned their accounts and szeszej got scared,
He said ‘spare my account, I’ll pay a small indefinite amount’
Artoir couldn’t take it, he warned my account,
But I’m Chuck Norris, the warnings would not surmount,
I spit-shined my Perfect Murderous Mace,
Slapped Arty upside of the face,
I hit so hard, I sent him to the beginning,
Reset his account, now I’ll be the one winning.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
It’s a taxi level 10, I saw with a cheer,
On this luck I wasn’t banking,
But I thought, ‘Now to the top of the rankings!’
I pulled up the rankings, about at 7 or 8
Beating top players, starting to desecrate,
When I crit hitted Cesarz, I was Top of hi-scores,
I sit on my throne, the King of BloodWars! |
Lol very nice
Ok people are posting at a rate which is faster than I can update, I give up
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Zatoichi
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Chuck Norris wouldn't dare play BW if Bruce Lee was still around.
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05-31-2009 01:47 |
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diablo
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Luck determines how much Chuck Norris likes you. Max luck is 10.000
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