Ultimate guide to failing bloodwars |
Knightroad
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Ultimate guide to failing bloodwars |
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This is the ultimate guild to failing bloodwars, everything you will need to know from failing quests to failing expo's.
First off you need to start playing bloodwars, you will soon find out you need little help failing everything possible... even quests with max pass rate.
Now that your set up with an account you can fail like you never thought possible
Quests; Hit [Depart] wait a little while & ta da! you fail
It's magical. if by some chance you dont fail, dont worry you will get crap drops 99.99% of the time
Upgrading; hit that [upgrade] button and downgrade those much loved and hard earned items. your a true failure if you can fail this with 80% more than 5 times in a row
Upgradeing to good and up to good +5 are the bigest failure's, you will need no help becomeing a failure here
Expo's; Lower expo's are easy, you can fail them without a problem. Higher expo's will need considerably more effort to truely fail, if you want to fail super badly you can alays ressurect a monster even if the area is almost full, by useing that much poh and resources you know your going to fail
Increseing failure on all platforms; Premium
Instead of 12 quests failures a day you get 24! OoOoOoO! i can see your eye's glowing now.
Thats right people; you can pay the game to give you more fails
what could be better?
Please dont turn this into a hate thread, it is all deadly serious.
I r the fail king, if you need any advice on failing more than you normally do just put it down here and il get back to you
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by Knightroad: 04-01-2010 18:11.
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03-29-2010 16:26 |
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Philly
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lol, my mates and i don't refer to things as being "bad luck" anymore, we just call it bloodwars luck.
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03-29-2010 17:41 |
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diablo
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Well, I've never failed a test of intelligence before I started playing...
I'm a master of failed expos, I can give advice for young failers (hmmm, failers?)
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Faquarl
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RE: Ultimate guild to failing bloodwars |
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you missed out ambushes
- spend your hard earned stones on that rep kit to make sure you can attack those pesky gunners and ranges users?
price: several soulstones
- want that upgrade status to get twice as many attacks?
price: several euro/pounds
- the realisation the game seems to think that a 90% chance and a 30% chance are interchangable...... priceless!!
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03-29-2010 21:00 |
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FlashAOD
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I like it.
This game is one huge fail and the %% to do anytihng will always lie to your face.
But god bless the addictiveness that makes us all log in again everyday lol
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03-30-2010 01:49 |
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almerase
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Oh this club I can join
Don't even want to count the amount of stones I have spent on trying to upgrade things... And most of them are just in BS/LS...
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03-30-2010 07:01 |
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Knightroad
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03-30-2010 16:10 |
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Knightroad
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04-01-2010 18:11 |
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Bat
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Once upon a time there was a Sniper rifle (+5) who wanted to be Good but even all the 3 SS who broke into little stones couldn't make it.
I'd add a selling fail as I'm really good at it.
*Spend a lot of stones on buying and merging a item
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*Buy something from auction with really high price and after all the big bidding 2 hours later
*Use it until you don't need it (maybe even only few days)
*Try to sell it for the price it cost
*And FAIL! at it as the price goes lower u end up almost giving it away free
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Cthulhu
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lmfao - this is the funniest thread I've seen for a while. Thanks KR for making me truly lol while reading it.
-- the premium bit was the one that got me the most.
I have no failing additions to make, everyone seems to have covered everything that I encounter - in fact this morning, I am currently running at a quest fail rate of 8 for 8 on poland & france - considering I have 80% chance & about 30 luck on each account, I feel that every failure is a real achievement.
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Beatrice_2
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hahaha i really do love this thread <33333 XD XD XD XD
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04-03-2010 12:51 |
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FlashAOD
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Originally posted by FireBlaze
I CLAIM TOP FAILER
Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+3) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item upgraded Shotgun -> Shotgun (+1) !
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
then got it to (+5) with only one more fail then guess what?
Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
after 4hs(broke down into bs) and 3ls it's now at (+2).....
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Lmao beat that?
I once broke down soulstones + mergestones JUST to get some more lifes annd hearts to upgrade things and failed.
and as for those fails youve got right there id call that an average day for everybody trying to upgrade anything
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04-03-2010 13:01 |
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Philly
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Originally posted by FlashAOD
I once broke down soulstones + mergestones JUST to get some more lifes annd hearts to upgrade things and failed.
and as for those fails youve got right there id call that an average day for everybody trying to upgrade anything
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this is why i never downgrade ;P
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04-03-2010 15:28 |
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diablo
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Originally posted by Beatrice_2
hahaha i really do love this thread <33333 XD XD XD XD |
+1 for spam
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Originally posted by Philly
this is why i never downgrade ;P |
+1 for spam
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04-03-2010 16:55 |
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FlashAOD
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Lulz.
Im sure callin him a failure mod isnt gona anoy him enough to give you a warning.
But still the 60% upgrade from G-G+5 isnt really a 60% im sure ¬_¬
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04-03-2010 20:18 |
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Faquarl
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actually im expecting the warning to come from discussing warnings to be honest thats what happens on nearly all other games i've played, not to mention just checking another thread i could easily point out a spam comment of diablos own.
not saying he is alone in this all mods do it, it just so happens that this lent itself nicely to my point.
- ontopic:
anyone else love it when mobs decide to spaz out on you and unleash a billion (alright im exaggerating) specials one after another until your team is decimated? D:
http://r1.bloodwars.net/showmsg.php?mid=...&key=c880e34937
yup a weak(ish) team so wasn't expecting a win from it (for the record i don't have a gold badge either) but was nice to see that the drag felt threatened enough to use that stupid tail attack in consequetive rounds and use its own version of "horror" too!
when you get a mob like that who needs the option of the bigger beasties messing things up for ya? \O_o/
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FireBlaze
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Originally posted by FlashAOD
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Originally posted by FireBlaze
I CLAIM TOP FAILER
Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+3) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
Item upgraded Shotgun -> Shotgun (+1) !
Item Shotgun (+1) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
then got it to (+5) with only one more fail then guess what?
Item Shotgun (+5) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 3).
Item Shotgun (+2) has not been upgraded, you feel the power leaking from the item (- 1).
after 4hs(broke down into bs) and 3ls it's now at (+2).....
BEAT THAT! |
Lmao beat that?
I once broke down soulstones + mergestones JUST to get some more lifes annd hearts to upgrade things and failed.
and as for those fails youve got right there id call that an average day for everybody trying to upgrade anything
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haha i'd have to agree with you right there
and btw in the earlier occasion(the day before) i broke down 16 ms into ls and hs and all that happened was my leg good hunting rifle(+2) ended up at (+5).......beat that there
(then again next time i tried i got lucky and it got all the way back upto g(+3) so i'm kinda happy and it sold for 4000 on auction
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04-03-2010 20:57 |
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Knightroad
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04-05-2010 15:34 |
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diablo
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Originally posted by Faquarl
at the risk of a lol warning here how can one spam in offtopic? \O_o/
- my post is ontopic as i believe that we can now add moderator fail to the list too >_> |
How can you spam in offtopic? Easily, make a random post not related to the topic and here you go.
FYI: Your post is not on topic, if you want to discuss warnings use PM. Lucky you that you'll get away without a warning this time.
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smierc
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pie, you failed slightly, for the upgrading bit, it should be "upgrading an item you really need and will unequip your eq if it downgrades, then press upgrade
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04-07-2010 17:17 |
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Nerakai
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oh whatabout the most anoyin fail ever, when u upgrade an awsome item but didn't notice that it has a minus on a stat and then it unequips evrything your wearing when u equip it :L:L:L
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Murderous
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How about this for failing
Just so i can equip it
The item Light Cape (+5) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+4) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+3) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
Thats a damn sight easier than upgrading lol, how annoying would it be if there was an 80% chance of a succesfull downgrade and the other 20% upgraded it
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04-11-2010 09:05 |
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FlashAOD
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Originally posted by Murderous
How about this for failing
Just so i can equip it
The item Light Cape (+5) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+4) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
The item Light Cape (+3) has been downgraded by 1 quality level!
Thats a damn sight easier than upgrading lol, how annoying would it be if there was an 80% chance of a succesfull downgrade and the other 20% upgraded it
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That wouldnt be anoying.. the whole game would have G+5 items lol. Everybody knows if theres a stupidly low chance of something happening in this game itl happen
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04-11-2010 11:10 |
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Bat
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People in the Trophy Hall steal all other peoples luck!
As it seems those people there don't post here so thats the thing why we fail
Tho one fail what I didn't see here yet but might happen
*You make a good expo/quest/ambush and its bound to happen you will delete (by accident ofc) it before anyone else sees
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04-12-2010 12:43 |
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Nerakai
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Originally posted by Bat
People in the Trophy Hall steal all other peoples luck!
As it seems those people there don't post here so thats the thing why we fail
Tho one fail what I didn't see here yet but might happen
*You make a good expo/quest/ambush and its bound to happen you will delete (by accident ofc) it before anyone else sees
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omg i' ve done that so many times its ridiculas :L:L:L
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04-12-2010 17:07 |
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diablo
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Originally posted by Nerakai
omg i' ve done that so many times its ridiculas :L:L:L |
Posting is not a right, it is a privilege. Please refrain from posting if you have nothing to add to the topic.
Thank you.
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